Troye : Yoooooooooooo !
Phil : Yoooooooooooo !
Troye : It's been a while.
Phil : What do you mean, Troye boy. You're sitting right in front of me.
Troye : That doesn't count!
Phil : It does count. You're here everyday. Why are you here everyday?
Troye : Because you guys are fun. Also um can you stop attacking Dan's neck? It's very distracting.
Phil : No.
Troye : Bitch.
Phil : Hoe.
Troye : Slut.
Phil : Potato.
Troye : Best insult ever.
Phil : So, when are you leaving?
Troye : Why? Are you guys gonna.... you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Phil : Yeah.
Troye : Whoa, you're a blunt one.
Phil : Yup. So leave.
Troye : Nope.
Phil : GIVE US SOME PRIVACY, PLEASE!
Troye : You'll have plenty of privacy once you get married.
Phil : How do you know about that?
Troye : Everyone knows about THAT. You're going to propose to him WITH A CAKE! AHAHAHA
Phil : Shut up!
Troye : Seriously? A cake? A birthday cake?
Phil : Shut the hell up!
Troye : Sure ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°)
Phil : What the hell is that?
Troye : A kiss ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°) chuuuuu
Phil : Ewwww. Why are you sending me that!
Troye : You can send it to Dan. I have lots of them (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
Phil : No, thanks.
Troye : Why not? Aren't they cute? ° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧
Phil : Urgh, go away! Get out of my flat!
Troye : Nah, you guys carry on. I'll just sit here on the couch. ( ͡☉⁄ ⁄ ͜⁄ ͜ʖ̫⁄ ⁄ ͡☉)
Phil : Gross! That's just creepy!
Phil : Dan likes you so I don't want to seem like the bad guy so just get out while I'm still being polite.
Troye : Nopity nope! Bring it on!╭∩╮( ͡° ل͟ ͡° )╭∩╮
Phil : YOU ASSHOLE! GET. OUT. AND STOP WITH THAT ANNOYING THING! URGH!
Troye : ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
Phil : FUCKING GET OUT RIGHT NOW! I'M SERIOUS!
Troye : Fine. Fine. I'm leaving, jeez.
Troye : No need to yell at me (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Phil : You were being annoying.
Troye : I'm leaving with a broken heart. (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Phil : Okay, I'm sorry. I was a little harsh but I really want some alone time with, Dan. You understand, right?
Troye : Yeah, I'm gone. Don't worry. Have fun. ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)
Phil : Yeah, bye then. I'll talk to you later :)
Troye : Bye ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)
Troye : ....
Troye : .....
Troye : ....
Troye : You thought I left? ┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬
Phil : JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS KID!
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