Candy Love//Phan

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Troye : Phil, he's really worried about you.

Troye : Are you sure this is okay?

Phil : That's the point. This is how surprises work. Everything will be okay once I propose to him tonight.

Troye : Still, he looked really upset.

Phil : I just called Mrs. Browning to check on him so it'll be okay.

Troye : Who?

Phil : The lady next door.

Troye : Oh, the one who bakes cookies?

Phil : Yup.

Troye : Her cookies are great.

Phil : Yeah, she'll probably bake more than usual because it's Dan's Birthday. You can have some if you want.

Troye : Thanks.

Phil : Also can you call Dan and tell him to stop calling and texting me every two minutes.

Troye : Sure, but I don't think he'll listen. He's really sad.

Phil : Just try.

Troye : Haha, I can't believe you're ignoring Dan, I didn't think you were capable of that. You're way clingier than Dan. How are you doing it?

Phil : Actually this is Chris. Phil's hands are tied up so he can't type.

Troye : O.O

Troye : WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Phil : I'm typing this for him because if I give him his phone, he'll call Dan.

Troye : WHAT THE HELL! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?

Phil : He told us beforehand to do this because he knew he wouldn't be able to ignore Dan. The SAP!

Phil : Phil says he wants you to rescue him because he regrets everything and he wants to call Dan.

Troye : Well, that's not happening. He's not backing out now.

Phil : Yup, that's why we have him tied up.

Troye : Pj's there too?

Phil : Yup.

Phil : Oh, he's crying.

Troye : Who?

Phil : Phil.

Troye : What? Why?

Phil : He says he can't live without Dan.

Troye : Lol it's just one day.

Phil : I know, right? Besides this was HIS plan in the first place. He asked us for help and we're helping.

Troye : Yeah, what's he doing now?

Phil : He's cursing at us, He says he's cancelling everything and he wants us to untie him and give his phone back.

Troye : DON'T DO IT! HE SPENT MONTHS DECIDING EVERYTHING AND THEN SPENT A LOT OF MONEY RENTING THE WHOLE RESTAURANT OUT! HE CAN'T BACK OUT NOW!

Phil : He says he doesn't care about money, he misses Dan and he loves Dan and he doesn't want to upset Dan.

Troye : Jesus Christ, it's just ONE DAY.

Phil : Ikr they're so weird.

Phil : Oh he just punched PJ.

Phil : Oh no he's coming towards me.

Phil : Shit, I gotta go.

Phil : ABORT ABORT

Troye : What the fuck.

Phil : WHERE'S DAN? IS HE OKAY? CHRIS SAID DAN'S CRYING! IS HE CRYING??????? SHIT, I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD PLAN!

Troye : ........

Phil : xsfhknvseyibczrtyonccgjvdjvdijvcjnn

Troye : ........

Phil : Okay, I'm back. We locked him in the bedroom.

Troye : .........

Troye : To be honest, I don't even know why I'm even friends with you weirdos.