Dan : PHIL I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I COME HOME I'M GOING TO STAB YOU WITH A KNIFE!
Phil : I SWEAR THIS TIME, IT WAS ALL MY DAD AND YOUR DAD! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT, I SWEAR!
Dan : And you expect me to believe that? You upload weird shit as Crazy_Phan69 all the time for fuck's sake!
Phil : Yeah but this time I didn't know anything about it, I swear.
Dan : Really?
Phil : Yup. I'm sorry, Dan. I didn't know. If I knew I would've stopped them.
Dan : ....I doubt that but okay.
Phil : I'm sorry :(
Dan : It's okay, I love you.
Phil : I love you too ;)
Dan : But why are we all over the news?
Phil : We're always all over the news, babe.
Dan : ....
Dan : This is not the time for jokes, Phil. The Phandom is going crazy.
Phil : The Phandom was already crazy.
Dan : PHIL!
Phil : YEAH!
Dan : .....
Dan : Every SINGLE person on the internet is talking about us getting married.
Dan : WHY?
Phil : ....
Phil : So you don't know?
Dan : No?
Phil : Oh, thank god.
Dan : ....
Dan : Why are they saying that though?
Phil : I have no idea.
Dan : Is that so?
Phil : Yeah.
Dan : So you don't know anything about it?
Phil : ......no?
Dan : Really?
Phil : ....
Phil : Yeah, I mean we are not even engaged much less married.
Dan : Oh.
Phil : Yeah.
Dan : .....
Dan : So uh why aren't we?
Phil : What?
Dan : Why aren't we engaged?
Phil : ....
Phil : I gotta poop real bad. Talk to you later, baby.
Dan : .....
Dan : Wow, Phil. You are not even trying anymore. If you don't want to marry me, just say so. No need for making up excuses.
Phil : What? No! I really want to poop.
Dan : Fine, whatever.
Phil : Baby, don't be mad. I'm just kidding.
Dan : Whatever.
Phil : I love you. I'm sorry.
Dan : Okay.
Phil : Cupcake.
Dan : .
Phil : I love you.
Dan : .
Phil : I love you.
Dan : .
Phil : I love you.
Dan : .
Phil : Of course, I want to marry you, baby. I was just messing with you, I'm sorry.
Dan : Go away.
Phil : I love you.
Dan : .
Phil : Please forgive me?
Dan : .
Phil : Dan, I'm sorry. Please, baby? I love you?
Dan : .
Dan : Fine! I love you too, okay? YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND I LOVE YOU.
Dan : Are you satisfied now?
Phil : Yes, very. I love you too, Dan :)
Dan : But you better marry me soon. I want to call you my husband.
Phil : Soon, baby. I promise :)
Dan : And I'm topping tonight.
Phil : Whatever you want, cupcake :)
Dan : Urgh! Why are you so disgustingly sweet?!
Phil : Because you love it, baby :)
Dan : ....
Dan : I do.
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
