Phil : Baby :)
Dan : Yeah :)
Phil : We're engaged :)
Dan : Yeah :)
Phil : I love you :)
Dan : I love you too :)
Phil : :)
Dan : :)
Phil : :)
Dan : :)
Phil : Why are we constantly sending smileys again? :)
Dan : I don't know :)
Phil : It's starting to look creepy :)
Dan : I know, right? :)
Phil : But I don't care :)
Dan : Neither do I :)
Phil : I'm just so happy :)
Dan : And my ass is sore :)
Phil : I'm sorry. I love you :)
Dan : It's okay. I had a good time :)
Phil : I know :)
Dan : Did you have breakfast yet? I'm sorry I had to leave before you woke up :)
Phil : It's okay. Don't worry about it, cupcake :)
Dan : Okay :)
Dan : What are you doing? :)
Phil : Like right now? :)
Dan : Yeah :)
Phil : I'm taking a shit :)
Dan : .....
Phil : What? It's a natural thing. You do it. I do it. Nicki Minaj does it. Even Donald Trump does it.
Dan : .....
Dan : Wow, Phil. Way to ruin the moment, you dumb fuck.
Phil : WHAT? WHAT DID I DO?
Dan : Nothing, just continue doing what you're doing.
Phil : Yeah, it's not like I can stop it now.
Dan : WHAT THE FUCK, PHIL! SHUT UP.
Phil : Lmao it's no big deal, baby.
Phil : Like I said, everyone poops.
Dan : Ugh!
Phil : Grab some lube and condoms on the way back by the way.
Dan : Okay.
Phil : Oh, toothpaste too.
Dan : Okay. Now I'm going back to work. Make sure to eat your breakfast and also the emails are piling up. You better sort them out.
Phil : Okay, baby.
Dan : Also I cleaned the living room and make sure to keep it that way, alright? Your mum's coming over.
Phil : What? Really?
Dan : Phil!
Phil : What?
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
