Phil: Baby.
Phil: Baby?
Phil: Cupcake?
Phil: Dan!
Phil: Dan, you said you would be here in five minutes! The sunrise is starting. I'm down at the beach waiting for you. You coming or not?
Phil: Dan!
Phil: Are you just going to ditch your husband for sleep??
Phil: DANIEL JAMES HOWELL
Dan: wat dyo want phil
Phil: GET YOUR PRETTY LITTLE ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW
Dan: 5 mor minutes plese
Phil: DAN!
Dan: lemme sleep!
Phil: DAN IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF OUR HONEYMOON AND YOU TOLD ME YOU WANTED TO WATCH THE SUNRISE TOGETHER LAST NIGHT!
Dan: watt??
Phil: Are you still asleep, baby!?
Dan: im slepy....
Dan: jut lemme sheep plesw
Phil: BABYYYY
Phil: BABY WE'RE MARRIED
Phil: CUPCAKEEEE
Dan: Wad dyo want ashole
Phil: Will you please just open your gorgeous eyes and actually READ my texts, darling? Or is that too hard for you to comprehend, my love?
Dan: oh
Phil: Yes. Now listen. No, look. READ. Do you want to watch the sunrise or not? Did you hit your head somewhere and forget that we're married? JESUS CHRIST!
Dan: MARRIED?
Phil: Yes!
Dan: HONEYMOON????
Phil: Yes!
Phil: Are you still asleep?
Dan: NO I'M UP I'M UP
Phil: Oh thank god.
Dan: OH MY GOD PHIL HONEYMOON!!!!
Phil: LOTS OF SEX!!
Dan: YES!!
Phil: LOTS OF FUN!!
Dan: YES!!
Phil: NO MORE COCK BLOCKERS!!
Dan: YES!!
Phil: Are you fully awake now?
Dan: YES!!
Phil: Okay. Now come down quickly.
Dan: Just give me two minutes. I'm naked. Let me put on some clothes. I love you <3
Phil: Okay ;) Love you too <3
Phil: Baby? It's been more than five minutes now.....
Dan: I can't walk!
Phil: What?
Dan: I'M FUCKING LIMPING YOU DEVIL!
Phil: What? Why?
Dan: You were so rough last night.
Phil: Baby, you were the one who told me to "Stop acting like I'm a piece of paper. Go faster! More harder, you asshole!"
Dan: ......
Phil: I told you it would hurt in the morning.
Dan: .......
Dan: I thought I was used to it by now. I got too excited.
Phil: Well, what are we doing now?
Dan: I'm coming. Just wait.
Phil: To be honest, my whole body is aching too.
Dan: Yeah?
Phil: Yeah.
Phil: Do you want me to come up?
Dan: Why?
Phil: I can carry you.
Dan: Can you?
Phil: Yeah, of course.
Dan: Okay, then.
Dan: I love you <3
Phil: I love you too, baby <3
a/n: only the epilogue left and then it's OVER! actually i'm kind of reluctant to let go of this story so i'm thinking of writing a prequel. of course, it'll be all fluffy and cute coz i hate angst lol. if i do write it, you'll get to know what actually happens besides the texts, like what goes on in their lives etc and the best part of it; SMUT. yes, very detailed CHEEKY BUM SECKS! let me know if it sounds interesting :)
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