GoodLadyNextDoor : I did what you asked.
Phil : Really?
Phil : Is he okay?
Phil : Did he look upset?
Phil : What was he doing?
Phil : Did you ask him if he had dinner yet?
GoodLadyNextDoor : Okay, son. Now I'm going to answer all of those questions one by one. Don't freak out, don't panic. I really don't want to deal with that too.
GoodLadyNextDoor : Yes, really.
GoodLadyNextDoor : No, he's not okay.
GoodLadyNextDoor : Yes, he looked very upset.
GoodLadyNextDoor : I think he was crying. But I can't be sure, he wouldn't look at me.
GoodLadyNextDoor : I did and he said he ate dinner but I had a feeling that he was lying.
GoodLadyNextDoor : Now, Phil, listen very carefully. It's all okay. He isn't dying. He's just a little upset. Everything is okay. Don't panic.
GoodLadyNextDoor : Please.
Phil : WHAT? OH MY GOD! HE WAS CRYING?? HOW CAN YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE WHEN HE WAS CRYING! ARE YOU HEARTLESS?! HE COULD BE STARVING HIMSELF TO DEATH! SHIT I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT HIM ALONE! DAMMIT! MY POOR DAN!
Contact name changed to HeartlessLadyNextDoor.
HeartlessLadyNextDoor : Why do I even bother with these guys....
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
