Phil : Yo.
PJ : Yo.
Phil : What's up?
PJ : Just looking at Crazy_Phan69's new posts.
Phil : LOL What does it say?
PJ : There's a pic of you in a sex store and it says 'Phil buys a brand new dildo for Dan'
Phil : Oh shit😱
PJ : You should seriously report whoever this Crazy_Phan69 is.
PJ : I don't even understand where they even get the news from.
PJ : I mean it's pretty accurate too.
PJ : But they should at least respect your privacy!
PJ : You can't just let them post whatever they like!
PJ : It's unfair to you and Dan!
PJ : Besides Dan hates things like this!
PJ : Sue them!
Phil : ......
Phil : Um, it's actually me.
PJ : (ಠ_ಠ)🔫
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
