Candy Love//Phan

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A/N: I'm so sorry. I haven't updated in so long. I just can't find the time to write AT ALL and I just wasn't feeling well mentally. I broke up with my long time boyfriend and well, now almost everyone knows I'm gay. It was a little messy. I fucked up real bad and I just needed some time to sort myself out. So... *sigh*

Anyway, this story is ending. Two chapters and an epilogue, that's it. I won't make you wait, I'll post them all tomorrow. Thank you for reading this. I can't express how grateful I am. I love you all❤

Troye: Finally!!!!!!!

Troye: The moment we've all been waiting for!!!

Troye: It's Dan and Phil's WEDDING!

Troye: WEDDING!!!!!!

Harry: Can you please stop spamming me?

Troye: IT'S WEDDING TIME!

Louis: It's still two months away.

Troye: I DON'T CARE! DANNY AND PHILLY ARE GETTING MARRIED.

Niall: No offense, man but all you do is talk about their wedding. I mean I get it, we're all excited but you look a little lonely. Haven't you got a girlfriend or something?

Phil: Girlfriend? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Dan: Troye likes BOYS.

Troye: I'm gay.

Niall: Really? Me too.

Troye: U single?

Niall: Yup.

Troye: Cool, let's fuck.

Niall: Sure.

Phil: .....

Dan: Well, that escalated quickly.

Liam: Wait! Niall's gay too?

Liam: Why's everyone around me gay?

Liam: Am I the only straight one here?

Louis: No, you're just dense. You'll figure it out someday.

Liam: Figure out what?

Dan: .....

Phil: So innocent lmao.

Niall: Wait, Liam, I'll help you. I don't think you're capable of figuring it out on your own.

Niall: So, Li, who's your celebrity crush?

Liam: Justin bieber, of course.

Phil: O.O

Dan: WHAT THE FUCK.

Harry: ......

Louis: Well.....

Troye: ಠ_ಠ

Liam: What? He's amazing! His hair, his abs... wow.

Phil: ....

Niall: Wow, Liam. No one can help you. You're doomed.

Liam: He's kind too. We talk for hours sometimes.

Niall: Really?

Liam: Yeah, but he's been acting kind of weird lately. He keeps asking if I'm single or not. I don't understand why it matters.

Niall: ....

Louis: Even little kids are smarter than you, Liam.

Liam: What does that mean?

Louis: .....

Liam: Anyway, he's really nice and handsome.

Dan: Oh my god, stop.

Dan: My ears are bleeding.

Phil: Oh, is it that time of the month again, baby?

Dan: ....

Phil: Well, at least we know you aren't pregnant. We wouldn't want a screaming baby at our wedding.

Dan: .....

Dan: That's not funny, Phil.

Dan: I don't like period jokes.

Dan: And what do you mean 'screaming baby'?

Dan: I thought you liked babies. Didn't you say we were going to adopt eventually?

Phil: Oh, shit. No, I didn't mean it like that. Of course, I want a baby but just not a screaming baby.

Dan: All babies cry! They're babies! When you were a baby, you cried too! What the hell do you mean by a screaming baby!?

Dan: That's not a fatherly thing to say at all! I can't believe you!

Troye: All of you remain calm, we're witnessing a domestic fight between Dan and Phil.

Phil: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT! I MEANT TO SAY THAT SOME BABIES ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK!

Dan: .....

Dan: A good father never uses 'fuck' and 'babies' in the same sentence. What if someday you call our baby annoying too? I can't believe this!

Dan: I didn't expect this from you, Phil!

Troye: How could you, Phil?

Louis: You fucked up, Phil.

Niall: You finally did it, Phil.

Liam: I'm on the baby's side.

Harry: Are you breaking up? Thank god!

Phil: What the hell!! I didn't mean it like that!

Dan: I can't marry someone like you!

Troye: We're over, Phil!

Louis: Troye, that's Dan's line.

Troye: Oh, Sorry. I got carried away.

Dan: WE'RE OVER, PHIL.

Phil: What? Why? How? What the fuck is going on? I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT! I SWEAR TO GOD! Dan, I love you. I don't find babies annoying at all. It's like my dream to raise a child with you! I'm sorry.

Troye: I SAID WE'RE OVER!

Louis: YOU IDIOT, THAT'S DAN'S LINE!

Troye: Oops, sorry.

Dan: -_-

Phil: Dan, what's going on? 😢

Dan: I was just joking, Phil. Calm down ;)

Phil: What!

Phil: Why would you do that!

Dan: You always prank me.

Phil: Oh, really? When have I ever done that?

Dan: ....

Dan: On my birthday?

Phil: But not like this!

Dan: It was worse than this!

Phil: Fine! Fuck this! I'm really mad at you this time! Bye!

Phil Lester has left the conversation.

Dan: ......

Dan: Shit.

Liam: We need expert advice. We need a professional. Wait a second.

Liam Payne added Justin Bieber to the conversation.

Justin: Yo.

Dan: Oh for fuck's sake!

Dan Howell has left the conversation.

Justin: Hey poochie poo😘

Liam: Hey😊

Troye: ....

Troye: I'm out, bitches!

Troye Sivan has left the conversation.

Louis Tomlinson has left the conversation.

Harry Styles has left the conversation.

Niall: Well, I've popcorn so I'm staying to watch the show.