Phil : Baby, come out of the bathroom I said I'm sorry.
Dan : .
Phil : No, not that again.
Dan : .
Phil : Cupcake, please, anything but the stupid dot.
Dan : .
Phil : Come on, sweet heart, you know I didn't mean it.
Dan : .
Phil : Baby, stop crying
Dan : I'm not crying!
Phil : I can hear you, baby
Dan : .
Phil : Stop that!
Dan : .
Dan : .
Dan : .
Dan : .
Phil : Dan I'm sorry. Please stop crying and come out.
Dan : .
Phil : I was just teasing you, babe I don't actually think PJ is cuter than you I swear.
Dan : ....but he is cuter than me.
Phil : No one's cuter than you cupcake <3
Dan : But you called him cute.
Phil : Come on Dan you know I didn't mean that.
Dan : BUT HE'S CUTE AND FUNNY AND I'M NOT CUTE AND FUNNY AND YOU LIKE GUYS WHO ARE CUTE AND FUNNY
Phil : Baby, you're cute and funny.
Dan : No, I'm not.
Phil : Okay, even if you're not I don't care!
Dan : .
Phil : Please, Dan, you know I love you.
Dan : .
Phil : Open the door, sweetie.
Dan : No.
Phil : I swear Dan you're way cuter than that motherfucking monkey and sometimes you're funny and awkward and I love you just the way you are.
Dan : .
Dan : .
Dan : ....really?
Phil : Yes, baby.
Dan : Okay.
Dan : I'll come out.
Phil : Thank god.
Dan : But you said he has nice hair and I don't have nice hair :(
Phil : Godammit!
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Candy Love//Phan
FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
