Mom : Happy birthday, son. This is dad.
Dan : Why are you texting me with mom's phone?
Dan : Also dad, my birthday is tomorrow.
Mom : Yeah but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Dan : Thanks.
Mom : HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Dan : Thanks, dad.
Mom : HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Dan : WHAT DO YOU WANT, DAD!
Mom : IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, YAY
Dan : You've been hanging out with Phil's dad a bit too much.
Mom : Yeah.
Dan : So what do you want?
Dan : Did you bet on me again?
Mom : HAPPY BIRTHDAY! WE ALL LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Dan : Okay, you definitely did something. What did you do?
Mom : YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE DAUGHTER!
Dan : ....
Dan : That is very offensive, dad.
Mom : I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!
Dan : Can you stop stalling and tell me what the hell is going on?
Mom : I SWEAR TO GOD, I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
Mom : SOMEONE HACKED MY PHONE!
Dan : What?
Dan : Also, please, for god's sake. Stop typing in all caps.
Mom : Someone hacked my phone. I have no idea how it leaked.
Dan : Oh god, what leaked?
Mom : Phil texted me thinking it was you once. I really don't know how it's on the internet now.
Dan : Phil texted you? When?
Mom : A few months ago. He was drunk, I think.
Dan : ......
Dan : Oh shit, when he's drunk, he's..................
Mom : Yeah.
Dan : Oh my god, dad. I'm so sorry.
Mom : Well, it was kind of funny so I let it slide. But how do you deal with him, son? He's like a wild animal.
Mom : I can't remember ever being like this with your mom. Then again, who knows what you young people get up to these days. I hope you're being safe.
Dan : Ew, dad. Please shut up!
Mom : You kids think we don't know anything but I've a twitter account, you know. I see what's been trending about you.
Dan : Dad, please.
Mom : I'm just saying. No matter how sneaky you are, I know everything. I'm like Dumbledore.
Dan : Okay, whatever. That's not the problem right now. How the hell did it leak?
Mom : ....
Dan : Dad?
Mom : .....
Dan : Dad, I know you're hiding something.
Mom : ....
Dan : Why are you texting me from mom's phone?
Mom : ....
Mom : I lost my phone.
Dan : Oh god.
Dan : I knew it.
Dan : What else?
Mom : I don't have a lock on it.
Dan : Dammit.
Mom : All your texts, photos and videos which were in that phone are now on the internet.
Dan : ....
Mom : I'm sorry.
Dan : ....
Dan : My life is over.
Mom : Nah, look at Crazy_Phan69's posts. Your life was already over.
Dan : ...
Dan : OH MY GOD, HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
Mom : Like I said, I'm Dumbledore, I know everything.
Mom : Tell Crazy_Phan69 a.k.a Phil that I said Hi.
Mom : Also nice name choice ;)
Dan : .....
Dan : ....I have no words.
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
