Dan : Phil.
Phil : Yeah, baby.
Dan : I miss you.
Phil : Awww I miss you tooo
Dan : I love you <3
Phil : Awww I love you tooo
Dan : So now that I've caught your attention, why did you lock the damn door? Open it, I don't have a key. I'm fucking freezing.
Phil : Awwww- Oh wait.
Phil : Nah I'm cold and lazy. Sleep on the road or something
Dan : OPEN. THE. DOOR. RIGHT. NOW!
Phil : Ok. Gotta. Go. Masturbate. Bye.
Dan : You asshole I absolutely hate you!
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
