Phil : You fucktard, how dare you call Dan gloomy and boring?
Chris : Sup asshole
Phil : Don't sup me shithead! Answer my question!
Chris : He told you???
Phil : No, I read the chats when he was sleeping.
Phil : I just knew something was wrong.
Phil : I'm disappointed in you, Chris.
Chris : I apologized!
Phil : That doesn't change the fact that you hurt his feelings.
Chris : Soz
Phil : Seriously Chris, what were you thinking? Dan's very delicate. He looks like he doesn't give a fuck but small things can hurt him very badly. He was crying all day yesterday because he thought he wasn't good enough for me. You should know this already, Chris. He's already struggling with existential crisis and what not. Stop calling him a robot or machine or whatever. It maybe funny to you people but it hurts him inside.
Chris : Phil, I'm really sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. Fuck, I didn't mean to hurt him.
Chris : I'm actually near the bookstore I'll apologize to him directly.
Phil : Fuck you!
Chris : C'mon Phil I said I'm sorry.
Phil : Stay away from my Dan!
Phil : You're the one who's gloomy and boring!
Phil : Besides your nose is weirdly shaped!
Phil : Your hairstyle is outdated!
Phil : You should try looking in the mirror sometime.
Phil : Your fashion sense is shit!
Chris : uh
Phil : Do you even wash your cloths?
Phil : You stink so bad! Eww!
Chris : (°__°)
Phil : You look like a homeless guy!
Phil : You're weird.
Phil : Your jokes aren't even funny.
Phil : All your boyfriends were ugly.
Chris : God, this is so childish -_-
Phil : When we were kids, you used to eat booger!
Phil : HA! I BET YOU STILL DO!
Phil : Your eyes are such an ugly colour!
Phil : Seriously, brown?
Phil : HAHAHAHA THAT'S SO COMMON
Chris : um aren't you forgetting something?
Phil : Like everyone has brown eyes, what's so unique about that?
Chris : erm
Phil : UGLY BROWN LIKE POOP
Phil : 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
Phil : LOLOLOLOLOL
Chris : Dumbass -_-
Phil : YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY UNIQUE EYE COLOUR AREN'T YOU?
Phil : I feel so bad for you, brown eyes lol
Chris : Sorry to burst your happy little bubble but my eye colour is Hazel but YOUR boyfriend actually has brown eyes and I just reached the bookstore and Dan just read what you wrote☺
Chris : And now he's crying -_-
Phil : ....
Phil : Oh shit.
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