Dad : Say son are you seme or uke?
Dan : What does that mean?
Dad : Are you top or bottom?
Dan : Oh my god, dad! What the fuck is wrong with you????
Dad : A phangirl keeps insisting that you top.
Dan : Dad, stop! I don't want to have this conversation with you.
Dad : Son, help me out. I'll lose all my money!
Dan : You bet on me?? This is ridiculous!
Dad : But you bottom, right?
Dan : Actually that's not how it works.
Dad : Son, I know you bottom( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dan : Dammit, dad! Stop!
Dad : So.....
Dan : Okay, fine I bottom most of the time, you happy now?
Dad : Very, okay now I gotta go collect my money from your mom, brother, Phil's dad, our neighbour, Pewdiepie and Justin Bieber, bye!
Dan : .....
Dan : WTF
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
