Phil : Cupcake.
Dan : What?
Phil : You remember that coffee shop guy?
Dan : Yeah.
Phil : So, I was in the convenience store the other day.
Dan : Yeah.
Phil : So I kinda ran into him.
Dan : Yeah?
Phil : So I showed him a pic of you and...
Dan : Omg you didn't...
Phil : Omg I did.
Phil : I asked him, "Hey, look at this guy. Isn't he hot as fuck?"
Dan : .
Phil : Lol, do you wanna know what he said?
Dan : .
Phil : He was like ewww he ugly
Dan : .
Phil : lol lol lol
Dan : .
Phil : He thinks you're ugly lol
Dan : .
Phil : What's up with the stupid dot?
Dan : .
Phil : What?
Dan : .
Phil : Peanut, stop.
Dan : .
Dan : .
Dan : .
Phil : Why a dot, Cupcake?
Dan : .
Phil : Babe, are you mad?
Dan : .
Phil : Babe plz
Dan : .
Phil : Sugar I'm sorry
Dan : .
Phil : I'm sorry, okay. I was lying.
Dan : .
Phil : Cupcake plz I was lying
Dan : Yeah I know. Because I'm pretty sure he called me sexy the last time I saw him ;)
Phil : Oh, thank god.
Phil : Wait, what!?
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
