Mom : So did he cry?
Dan : Who?
Mom : Phil, of course.
Mom : You gave him that present you made for him, right?
Dan : Yeah.
Mom : He cried, didn't he?
Dan : Well....
Mom : I knew it!
Dan : -_-
Mom : You two are so cute☺
Dan : Thanks??
Mom : Oh, I just remembered something.
Dan : What?
Mom : Someone called.
Dan : And?
Mom : He wanted to talk to you.
Dan : What? Who? Why would someone call you if they wanted to talk to me?
Mom : He said he didn't have your number and somehow he got mine I don't know.
Dan : Oh.
Dan : Did he say who he was?
Mom : Yeah, some Louis, Lewis or something.
Dan : Louise?
Mom : No, I know Louise. It was someone else. It was a guy.
Dan : What did he say?
Mom : Uhm
Dan : What?
Mom : He said something about Phil giving birth to Harry Styles.
Dan : ....
Dan : ....
Dan : We're fucked.
A/n: If you don't get it then there's an animated video (The Hand) of Harry Styles coming out of Phil's stomach. Weird, I know but it was hilarious😂 I know everyone in the phandom has probably watched it but if not then there you go. I explained it.
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
