Phil: Hello, Mrs. Browning.
WeirdLadyNextDoor : Hello.
Phil : Thank you for the cookies. They were delicious.
WeirdLadyNextDoor : Of course, they were. I made them.
Phil : Yes, your cooking skills are really something.
WeirdLadyNextDoor : I know.
WeirdLadyNextDoor : So I'm guessing you want me to check on Dan again?
Phil : ....
Phil : How did you know?
WeirdLadyNextDoor : Why else would you text me?
Phil : ....
Phil : I just want to make sure he's okay. He looked very upset to me.
WeirdLadyNextDoor : So there's the answer.
WeirdLadyNextDoor : I just baked some cookies anyway, I'll give them to him too then.
Phil : Excellent!
Phil : Thank you so much for always doing this for me.
WeirdLadyNextDoor : Yeah, no problem.
WeirdLadyNextDoor : But Dan probably thinks I'm some creepy old lady who keeps bothering him or something.
Phil : ....
Phil : Of course, not! He loves your cookies! He doesn't think you're creepy at all!
WeirdLadyNextDoor : ......
WeirdLadyNextDoor : You don't have to lie. I can tell.
Phil : .....
Phil : I'm so sorry!
WeirdLadyNextDoor : You better be.
WeirdLadyNextDoor : I'm only doing this because I can see that you really care about him.
Phil : Thank you so much!
Contact name changed to GoodLadyNextDoor.
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
