Candy Love//Phan

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Phil : Hi, congratulations on getting married.

Louis : Thanks.

Harry : Whatever.

Dan : Prick.

Harry : So, Dan. You were kind of limping in your new video.

Dan : Hurt my knee.

Harry : Is that so? It looked like something else to me.

Louis : Harry, don't.

Phil : Baby, just go back to your work. Don't listen to him.

Harry : Looks like you like it rough. Enjoy being Phil's slut, then? I've heard rumours about you being a massive whore. Looks like it's true.

Phil : Whoa, whoa, Styles. I thought this was playful banter but that's just going too fucking far. You've no idea what you're talking about.

Troye : You crossed a line. Too far. You've no right to call ANYONE that. Being sexually active is not wrong at all. What's wrong is slut shaming. Also if you really knew Dan, you would know that he never even looks at a guy besides Phil.

Niall : Harry, what the fuck! Why would you say something so horrible! Dan is our friend!

Liam : I don't know what's going on but I'm on Dan and Phil's side.

Louis : Same, Liam. It's Harry's fault. Apologize to Dan.

Dan : It's fine. I've been called worse haha I'm used to it kinda.

Phil : Oh baby..

Dan : It's fine.

Phil : Dan, you don't have to pretend. It hurt, didn't it?

Dan : ...

Dan : A little.

Troye : HOW DARE YOU, STYLES?

Niall : HOW COULD YOU, HARRY?

Louis : YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS, HARRY!

Liam : I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS BUT IMMA DO IT TOO. I'M STILL ON DAN'S SIDE THO!

Phil : You don't even know him! How can you call him a slut and a whore without even knowing him? Fucking asshole.

Phil : Let's leave this chat, baby. We don't need such friends. You're amazing, Dan. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You're the sweetest, cutest human being ever. Let him say whatever he wants. I know you and I love you. People like him will always be there. We can't change them.

Troye : Aw, don't leave. I love you too, Dan. You're amazing.

Niall : Me too!

Louis : Me three!

Liam : Me four!

Phil : Oi! He's mine!

Dan : Thank you, guys. I love you all too :)

Dan : I love you, Phil.

Phil : Where did that bastard go tho?

Louis : Niall got too angry and broke his phone.

Dan : ....

Phil : ....

Phil : Niall, from now on you're my best friend. I feel like we're meant to be.

Niall : Sure, best friend. I'm honored. Tell me when you want someone dead.

Dan : ...

Dan : Oh no.