Phil : Cupcake! That unknown guy is Homo sapien!
Dan : Really? What a surprise! I thought he was a llama all this time!
Phil : LOL Can you believe it? Who names their child Homo?
Phil : It's like they were predicting the future lmao.
Dan : .......
Dan : I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say so I'm just going to not say anything but now I ended up saying something anyway and I'll just shut up now.
Phil : Hmm??? What happened? You don't seem so enthusiastic.
Dan : That's because you're always doing stupid shit.
Phil : What? What did I do now?
Dan : You idiot. Homo Sapien means human being, it's a scientific name. Does binomial nomenclature ring any bells?
Phil: ......
Phil: ⊙▃⊙
Phil: OH
Dan: Ya
Dan: Do you get it now?
Phil: ...
Phil: I do.
Dan: Thank god.
Phil: But it's still a weird name tho! Why would they name him that?
Dan: .......
Dan: SOMEONE PLEASE STAB ME
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
