Dan : Phil.
Dan : Phil?
Dan : Phil!
Dan : Philly!
Dan : Philip!
Dan : Philip Michael Lester!!!!
Dan : Chocolate?
Dan : Phil, what the hell! Where are you! You weren't in bed when I woke up. Where the hell are you???
Dan : Why aren't you replying to me!
Dan : Dammit, Phil. This is not funny, okay?
Dan : I hate you sometimes!
Dan : Today is.. you know. Don't you remember?
Dan : Today is a special day...
Dan : WHERE DID YOU GO?
Dan : Philly!!!!!!!!
Dan : Did I do something wrong?
Dan : Are you mad at me?
Dan : Phil?
Dan : Phil, please. I'm panicking now.
Dan : Fine, whatever.
Dan : Go die!
Dan : I don't care about you anyway.
Dan : I'm breaking up with you.
Dan : I'm going to dump you.
Dan : I have fallen out of love.
Dan : I'm in love with someone else.
Dan : I'm moving out of the house.
Dan : Look, I'm already packing my things!
Dan : I'M RUNNING AWAY WITH THE LADY NEXT DOOR.
Dan : Phil, I'm serious. Look, I'm already half way out the door.
Dan : YOU KNOW WHAT! FUCK YOU!
Dan : I PAY HALF THE RENT SO WHY SHOULD I LEAVE? HA! YOU THOUGHT!
Dan : Phil, please reply.
Dan : I'm sick.
Dan : I'm dying.
Dan : I'm dead?
Dan : Reply!
Dan : I'M PREGNANT!
Dan : AND YOU'RE NOT THE FATHER!
Dan : Why aren't you replying, dammit!
Dan : I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A LLAMA!
Dan : IT'S A MALE LLAMA!
Dan : IT'S OUR CHILD!
Dan : I'M NAMING IT DAB!
Dan : I'm trying to joke but you are not even going to react, Phil?
Dan : Phil, please.
Dan : What's wrong?
Dan : Okay, whatever.
Dan : Don't tell me.
Dan : ..........
Dan : Baby?
Dan : Please?
Dan : Tell me what's wrong?
Dan : I love you.
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Candy Love//Phan
FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
