Unknown : So how you doing, lover boy?
Phil : Fine.
Unknown : You don't seem particularly delighted to talk to me.
Phil : Of course not, I don't even know you.
Unknown : You do know me. You BOTH know me actually.
Phil : Excuse me. Sorry for sabotaging the conversation but this is Dan and I don't want some creep talking to MY PHIL. HE'S MINE!
Unknown : Hey, beautiful. You're just as stupidly possessive as him huh.
Phil Lester added Dan Howell to the conversation.
Dan : Who the hell are you? Why are you talking to my Phil?
Dan : Philly, why are you talking to this weirdo?
Phil : Baby, he's the one who keeps messaging me.
Unknown : Dan, don't worry, I'm not interested in Phil. Actually I'm more interested in you ;)
Dan : TF
Phil : You creep! Stay away from my angel!
Unknown : .....
Unknown : I've a question for you two.
Phil : Question?
Dan : ?
Unknown : If you had two apples each, what would you do? Eat them or give them to someone else?
Phil : I would give them to Dan, he's my baby :)
Dan : Eat them, of course. Why would I give my apples to someone else? How stupid.
Unknown : :O
Phil : WHAT?
Unknown : WOW. You both are so different.
Phil : You selfish prick! I gave you mine, why aren't you giving me yours?
Dan : Because I like apples.
Phil : What the fuck. You hurt my fucking feelings! Why are you so damn selfish all the time?
Dan : Why are you so damn selfless all the time?
Unknown : Um.
Phil : Because I love you.
Dan : Okay.
Phil : Okay? Aren't you going to say it back?
Dan : Nah
Phil : I'm so done with you!
Unknown : Whoa, guys chill.
Phil : I can't even believe this! You're such a jerk, Dan!
Dan : Whatever.
Unknown : I never should've asked that question. Now I feel bad.
Phil : I'm fucking done! We're over!
Dan : Thank god, I fell out of love with you anyway.
Unknown : Guys, please stop! Fuck, I'm so sorry. I never meant for this to happen. I can't believe I destroyed my own OTP. I'm crying :'( I watch all your videos and I ship you guys so hard. I was squealing and screaming the whole time you guys were chatting with each other. Now I feel so bad. I'm so sorry.
Dan : .........
Dan : Phil, I'm bored. Let's fuck.
Unknown : WTF
Phil : Okay, baby. Be there in a minute.
Unknown : WTF
Unknown : WHAT THE FUCK
Unknown : WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO WEIRD?
Unknown : Anyone there?
Unknown : Hello?
Unknown : WERE YOU PRANKING ME?
Unknown : Can someone tell me what the fuck just happened?
Unknown : I poured my heart out and you guys don't even care :'(
Phil : STFU WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE
Unknown : OMG! OMG! OMG! CAN YOU SEND ME A VIDEO?
Phil : .........
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
