Phil : Stop looking at him!
Dan : Looking at who?
Phil : The coffee shop guy.
Dan : The barista?
Phil : Yeah, him.
Dan : Well, he was taking my order. What was I supposed to do? Look at his crotch?
Phil : No!
Phil : You were blushing!
Dan : I wasn't!
Dan : Wait! How do you even know that!? Where are you?
Phil : See? You WERE blushing!
Phil : I'm right behind you.
Dan : What the fuck. So that suspicious stalker following me around was you!?
Phil : I'm not suspicious!
Dan : You have a scarf wrapped around your head. You look like a fucking bank robber!
Phil : A sexy bank robber ;)
Dan : Whatever, why the fuck are you stalking me?
Phil : Because
Dan : Because??
Phil : You were praising this coffee shop the other day and I got curious.
Dan : What the fuck. I JUST SAID THE COFFEE WAS GOOD.
Dan : But the barista's pretty cute, I guess ;)
Phil : Okay.
Dan : OK? OK????
Phil : Oh, look it's my turn to order.
Phil : Omg I get why you come here everyday. You're right, he's a cutie :O
Dan : WHAT? DID YOU JUST CALL HIM CUTE?
Phil : Oh look! Look at his ass O.O
Dan : WHAT THE FUCK, PHIL
Dan : YOU IDIOT! YOU JUST WINKED AT HIM, DIDN'T YOU? YOU RUDE FUCKER I HATE YOU! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME? DON'T TELL ME YOU CAME HERE FOR HIM AND NOT ME
Phil : Well, I just noticed. He's fucking hot ;)
Dan : FUCK YOU! DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ANYONE BUT ME
Phil : I think I should just dump your stupid ass and go out with him instead.
Dan : WHAT THE FUCK CHOCOLATE I'M SERIOUSLY GOING TO KILL YOU. FUCKING STOP TALKING TO HIM. WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS ANYWAY. TRYING TO STEAL MY MAN MY BOYFRIEND MY CHOCOLATE
Phil : Calm down, baby. Did you accidentally type out your thoughts?
Dan : YOUR MINE! YOUR ALL MINE!
Phil : Okay cutie ;)
Dan : THEN GET AWAY FROM THAT UGLY ASS BITCH RIGHT NOW
Phil : That was only revenge, cupcake ;)
Dan : ....
Dan : ....
Dan : I FUCKING HATE YOU
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Candy Love//Phan
FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
