Phil : Baby, I have a question.
Dan : No, I don't want ANOTHER dildo.
Phil : But I want to buy you one.
Dan : Fuck off, I'm busy.
Phil : :'(
Phil : :'(
Phil : :'(
Phil : :'(
Phil : :'(
Phil : :'(
Phil : :'(
Phil : :'(
Phil : :'(
Phil : :'(
Dan : Dammit! Phil, stop.
Phil : :'(
Dan : I'm sorry, okay?
Dan : I love you.
Phil : :'(
Dan : I'm sorry.
Phil : :'(
Dan : Fine! Do whatever you want.
Dan : If buying me a dildo makes you happy then go do it.
Dan : Even tho we never really use it -_-
Phil : :)
Phil : Thanks, baby. You're the best! I love you too <3
[An hour later]
Dan : FUCK YOU!
Dan : I HATE YOU!
Dan : YOU WANTED TO BUY A DILDO JUST TO SEE THAT TRENDING ON TWITTER DIDN'T YOU???
Dan : YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
Phil : #dildohowellstrikesagain
Dan : I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH.
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Candy Love//Phan
FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
