Phil : Baby, you look really cute today :)
Dan : You weren't even awake when I left for work, how do you know that?
Phil : I want to kiss you :(
Dan : Are you stalking me again?
Phil : No, I'm here with Chris, baby. We're sitting two tables behind you. Turn around.
Dan : Oh.
Phil : Yeah.
Dan : Why aren't you sitting with me? I want to sit with you.
Phil : I want to too, baby but Chris and PJ are fighting. You didn't know?
Dan : No.
Dan : So that's why he looked so upset today and forced me to come here.
Phil : Yeah, probably.
Dan : But looks like his plan failed because Chris is here too.
Phil : Yeah.
Phil : More importantly that barista is looking at you again.
Dan : No, he's looking at you!
Phil : Oh, he really is WTF
Dan : Fuck! He really is just staring at you.
Dan : Phil, why's he staring at you?
Dan : This is all your fault for flirting with him last time!
Dan : Who does he think he is anyway?
Dan : I'm going to tell him to stop looking at you.
Phil : Baby, wait!
Phil : Oh shit.
Phil : Cupcake!! NO!!
Phil : Dammit! You really did it.
Phil : What the fuck, Dan? You just laughed at something he said!
Phil : ONLY I CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH!
Phil : I can't hear you properly from here! Dammit!
Phil : BABEEEEEE
Dan : OMG
Phil : Finally.
Phil : What happened?
Phil : Why were you laughing?
Dan : HAHAHAHA
Phil : Dan, why're you laughing? Even PJ is laughing!
Dan : LOL PHIL
Phil : DAN TELL ME! WHY WERE YOU FLIRTING WITH HIM?
Dan : I wasn't flirting, Phil.
Phil : But you were both laughing!
Dan : Calm down chocolate
Dan : That guy was just looking out for me.
Phil : What?
Dan : He thought you were stalking me lmao
Dan : He was about to call the police!
Phil : .......
Phil : .......
Phil : Maybe I should stop sneakily taking pictures of your ass in public.
Dan : ......
Dan : (ಠ_ಠ) WTF
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Candy Love//Phan
FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
