Warning: Sexual content, my dudes. So it occurred to me that I've written a lot of fluffy, angsty, funny chapters but not a single smutty one. So I gave it a go. It's long. It's cringy. It's AWKWARD. It's intimate. Contains smexy chats. So BEWARE😂
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Phil: Baby!!!
Dan: Yeah!!!
Phil: One more month to go!!!
Dan: Yeah!!! I can't wait!!!
Phil: Whatcha doin'?
Dan: I'm just sorting out some books at the store. You?
Phil: Just editing some videos. But I got bored so....
Dan: Just one more month and we'll be off!!!
Phil: Honeymoon!!!
Dan: Yes!!!
Phil: No more people to interrupt us.
Dan: Yeah.
Phil: No one to hear us ;)
Dan: Yeah >///<
Phil: You can be as loud as you want, baby.
Dan: >///<
Dan: I'm not that loud!
Phil: YOU ARE.
Dan: I'M NOT.
Phil: "Oh! Phil, please! Ah! I need you! I want you! Now! Fuck me! Please!"
Dan: ......
Phil: You're so filthy in bed ;)
Dan: I DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT!
Phil: You do.
Phil: "Jesus Christ! Harder! Make me yours! More! It's not enough! Give me more!"
Dan: I DO NOT SAY THAT!
Phil: You do, baby. You just don't realize it ;)
Dan: SHUT UP, ALRIGHT? I DON'T SAY THAT!
Phil: You do and I love it ;)
Dan: I DON'T!
Phil: 8==========D
Dan: WHAT THE FUCK, PHIL!
Phil: 8==========D
Dan: Stop.
Phil: You know you want it.
Dan: SHUT UP!
Phil: 8==========D~~~ O:
Dan: Phil, really? Stop it, alright?
Phil: Sorry, I don't know why I'm feeling so horny.
Dan: ARE YOU DRUNK?
Phil: I'm not. I just woke up with a boner and you were gone :(
Dan: I had some new books coming in today. I told you about it last night.
Phil: Yeah, when I was balls deep inside you.
Dan: PHIL!
Phil: No, seriously cupcake. I was about to cum and you're like "I've new books coming in" What the hell, baby?
Dan: I'm sorry, okay? I just forgot to mention it and I knew we would fall asleep instantly after we were done. I didn't want to wake you in the morning and ruin your sleep just to tell you I was leaving early so I had to mention it somehow! Even if it was in the middle of sex!
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