Candy Love//Phan

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Harry : Hi, mother.

Phil : Hello, child.

Harry : Thank you so much for giving birth to me.

Phil : Anytime, son.

Harry : ....

Harry : Okay, that was weird.

Phil : Lol

Harry : Why me though?

Harry : What did I ever do to you? Why would you make such a video about me?

Phil : Dude, it was a joke.

Harry : I know XD

Harry : And it was really funny too.

Phil : Thanks.

Harry : Next time make a video of you giving birth to all of us.

Phil : Sure, mate.

Harry : ....

Phil : ....??

Harry : So I never thought I would get to chat with THE Phil.

Phil : Yup. I don't normally talk to peasants.

Harry : .....

Harry : So where's Dan?

Phil : Dan doesn't talk to peasants at all.

Harry : ....

Harry : I'm fucking Harry Styles! NOT A PEASANT!

Phil : Good to know you're fucking yourself. Thanks for the info. 

Harry : WHAT THE FUCK? WHO MADE THIS TALENTLESS PRICK FAMOUS?

Phil Lester added Dan Howell to the conversation.

Dan : You don't talk to him like that! No one made him famous! He's where he is because of his own strength, hard work and tenacity! I don't care who you are, Harry Shithead or whatever. No one fucking talks to him like that, got it? 

Harry : Um, okay. I was only joking. Sorry.

Dan : I don't want to hear your stupid fucking jokes.

Phil : Baby, calm down. He said he was only joking. He didn't mean it. Right, Harry?

Harry : Yes, of course. I apologize.

Dan : I don't care.

Phil : Aw c'mon cupcake. He apologized.

Dan : Whatever.

Phil : Baby.

Dan : What?

Phil : It was just a joke.

Dan : I DON'T CARE PHIL! I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT YOU LIKE THAT!

Harry : I'm really sorry. I didn't mean it. I watch all your videos. You guys are really funny and you're adorable together. I'm a member of the phandom too. I swear I didn't mean it.

Phil : See?

Dan : ....

Phil : Babe.

Dan : .....

Phil : Baby.

Dan : .....

Phil : Dan.

Dan : Okay, fine! I'm sorry! I overreacted.

Harry : No, it's okay. It was my fault for saying something like that in the first place.

Dan : .....

Dan : Don't make a joke like that again.

Harry : I won't. I promise.

Dan : Or else I'll chop off your dick and shove it up your ass.

Phil : -_-

A/n: Hi! It's been a while! I just wanted to say that whenever you see Phil added Dan to the the conversation, it's Dan adding himself using Phil's phone and vice versa. I felt like that wasn't clear enough. It's not really that important but it's cute when you think about Dan doing that. So I thought I would mention that >////<