Phil: Hey, cupcake do you want a dildo? *pic attached*
Dan: No. I don't want a dildo, you idiot!
Phil: Hey, do you want a vibrator? *pic attached*
Dan: PHIL! I'm with my friends! They're laughing at me because of you!
Phil: Hey, do you want this? *pic attached*
Dan: PHILLLLYYYY!!!!
Phil: Yaaahhh scream my name, baby !! Louder !! *pic attached*
Dan: Stop!
Phil: Okay *pic attached*
Dan: Are you jerking off?
Phil: Ya *pic attached*
Dan: Stop sending me nudes!
Phil: *pic attached*
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Dan: Aaaaaah! Fuck it, I'm coming home! Wait!
Phil: That's what you get for ditching me for your friends, Cupcake ;))))
Dan:
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Candy Love//Phan
FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
