Dan : Mom.
Mom : Dan, how are you?
Dan : Good.
Mom : How's Phil?
Dan : Good.
Mom : So what did you want?
Dan : Oh, nothing just really missed my mum :)
Mom : Aww I miss you too babyboy.
Dan : Mom I'm 24
Mom : You'll always be my baby.
Dan : Okay.
Mom : So what did you want to talk about?
Dan : Nothing, just wanted to say love you mum.
Mom : Aw love you too Dan
Dan : Yeah.
Mom : So you texted me because?
Dan : So how are you? How's Dad? How are our neighbours? Oh what about their cat?
Dan : Oh, how's that seed that you planted? Did it grow into a tree?
Mom : Sweetie, what is it?
Dan : Ohh and I heard from dad that our washing machine broke. How is it now? Did you unbroke it?
Mom : Unbroke?
Dan: FIX! I MEANT FIX!
Mom : ....
Dan : So I saw a movie last week.
Mom : Yeah?
Dan : It was so funny. The main character was confused about what to give her boyfriend on his birthday. And then she kind of decided to make a list of their every important moment together like the first time they met, first date etc and then make a scrap book kind of thing, you know?She thought it was a wonderful gift idea but isn't it lame?
Mom : .....
Dan : HAHAHAHA SO LAME RIGHT?
Dan : WHO WOULD GIVE A SCRAP BOOK AS PRESENT LOLOLOL
Mom : So you want to make a scrap book for Phil?
Dan : What? Scrap book? Phil? What are you talking about? I CAN'T UNDERSTAND!
Mom : Oh, Dan why can't you ask that like a normal person?
Dan : I can't understand what you're saying, sorry.
Mom : Phil will absolutely love it!
Dan : I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT UNDERSTAND!
Mom : Okay, then.
Mom : I think the main character's boyfriend will love it!
Dan : Really?
Dan : LIKE SERIOUSLY REALLY?
Mom : .......
Mom : Um yeah, I mean it's Phil we're talking about. Even if you gave him dog poop, he'll still worship it like it's the best thing ever.
Dan : .......
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Candy Love//Phan
FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
