Dan : We're so sorry. It wasn't our intention to offend you or make fun of One Direction or anything like that. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience. If you want, we'll take it down.Louis : No, no, it's totally fine.
Dan Howell added Phil Lester to the conversation.
Phil : Hiya!
Dan : Phil!
Dan : Apologize properly!
Phil : Soz
Dan : Phil!
Louis : Haha Lol you guys are funny.
Phil : I know, right? I'm so funny.
Phil : Babe, he called us funny. Yay!
Dan: *face palm*
Louis : Where did you get my number, by the way?
Dan : You called my mom?
Louis : Oh, right. I actually asked for YOUR number but it looks like I got pranked.
Dan : Who did you ask?
Louis : Nick.
Dan : Oh. Okay.
Phil : HAHAHA LOL YOU GOT PRANKED! IT MEANS YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
Dan : Phil!!!
Dan : Be nice!
Louis : It's okay, you don't have to be so formal, Dan. I'm just a normal guy like you.
Dan : But you're our senpai!
Louis : Senpai?
Dan : IT'S NOTHING!!!
Phil : LOL Dan, you adorable dork!
Dan : >////<
Phil : So why did you want Dan's number?
Phil : I'll let you know that he's mine. Don't be tryna steal my man.
Louis : Oh, god no! I'm already engaged!
Phil : Okay, that's good.
Louis : I saw that video about harry and thought it was funny and then I got curious and I wanted to talk to you guys.
Louis : Actually can I give your number to Harry too? He's fangirling really hard right now.
Phil : Sure.
Louis : Okay, thanks.
Dan : Harry? You mean Harry Styles?
Phil : No, Harry Potter.
Phil : Of course, he meant Harry Styles, baby. He already told us he's engaged.
Dan : TO HARRY?? OMG
Dan : So Larry is real?
Louis : That's the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard. I'm straight bro
Phil : Well, okay then "bro"
Dan : No comment -____-
Louis : Okay I gotta go now. I've an interview. ttyl :)
Phil : Okay :/
Dan : Bye :)
Louis : By the way, can you vote for my phanfiction story on Wattpad? I'm Fuck_Me_Harry69 on there. Thanks! x
Phil : ......
Dan : OMG WTF
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...