Candy Love//Phan

10

Unknown : Hey, buddy.

Phil : Who dis? Who dis?

Unknown : A well wisher

Phil : Kay "well wisher" What do you want?

Unknown : I've been watching you both.

Phil : Both?

Unknown : You and Dan, I mean.

Phil : Don't you mean "stalking"?

Unknown : Nope, just watching.

Phil : Well 'buddy' sorry to burst your bubble but millions of people watch us.

Unknown : I'm not one of those people.

Phil : Where did you get my number?

Unknown : Chris gave it to me.

Phil : Okay. At least I trust Chris

Unknown : Yeah, so there's something you need to know about Dan.

Phil : No, I don't.

Unknown : You sure?

Phil : Yes, I'm sure.

Unknown : Even though he's cheating on you?

Phil : What do you mean?

Unknown : Ya I saw him making out with a guy.

Phil : Really? O.O

Unknown : Yeah, he's a whore. I think you should break up with him.

Phil : Okay. I'm breaking up with him right now.

Unknown : Yes, do it.

Phil : Okay, wait.

Unknown : Okay.

Phil : Okay, done, he's crying.

Unknown : Good.

Phil : Lol

Unknown : What?

Phil : LMAO Who are you? It was kind of funny so I went along with it but who are you exactly?

Unknown : What? You were joking about breaking up with him?

Phil : Of course, I was lol

Unknown : But HE CHEATED ON YOU. He's a fucking whore.

Phil : Hey Hey stop calling him a whore, you whore.

Phil : He has only ever slept with me. He's pure head to toe, you stupid son of a bitch! His eyes, nose, lips, everything about him is so fucking precious. He's my perfect angel, it's almost as if he doesn't belong to this world. His ethereal beauty is what captivates me. Someone like you could never understand how pristine he is.

Unknown : .................................

Unknown : Um I'm just gonna go now.

Unknown : By the way, my friend, you're fucking whipped.