Dan : So what's your real name?
Unknown : Aww Dan you texted me! I'm fanboying so hard right now.
Dan : ........
Unknown : And you want to know my name! I'm so lucky!
Dan : Not really. Phil keeps calling you Homo and I just can't stand it.
Unknown : He's an idiot, ignore him! Let's be friends!
Dan : He's my idiot and we can't be friends, I don't even know your name.
Unknown : Prince Williams the fifth
Dan : Okay.
Unknown : Nah I lied :D
Dan : Okay.
Unknown : My name is Jeremy.
Dan : Okay, Cool.
Unknown : Aww reallyyyy???
Dan : No, I just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Unknown : You're a painfully honest person, but it wasn't my real name anyway so whatever.
Dan : Okay, what is your real name then?
Unknown : I'll tell you if you answer my question.
Dan : I don't want to.
Unknown : Hmm but I'll ask you anyway.
Dan : Okay.
Unknown : Tell me Dan, what do you think of me?
Dan : I don't think about you at all.
Unknown : Ouch.
Dan : Sorry, I don't have a reason to think about you.
Unknown : It's okay, don't worry about it.
Dan : I wasn't really worrying about it.
Unknown : God, are you always like this?
Dan : Like what?
Unknown : I don't know, it's like you're a robot or something bro
Dan : I can't understand what you're saying.
Unknown: See? You are like a robot!
Dan: Oi! Sorry for interrupting, but this is Phil Lester! You asshole, you're hurting his feelings! Don't talk to him like that! My poor Dan T_T
Dan Howell added Phil Lester to the conversation.
Unknown : Lol what feelings? Robots don't have feelings!
Phil : He's not a robot!
Phil : Well, at least not when I'm around.
Dan : I'm not a robot. It's just that I'm not comfortable around people I don't really know.
Unknown : Hmmm relatable
Phil : He's only himself around me! Only I know his deepest, darkest secrets! Only I know about his true beauty! Do you understand?
Dan : stfu
Phil : Okay, sorry baby.
Unknown : ........
Unknown : Lol Phil you're like his slave.
Phil : ......
Dan : ......
Phil : ......
Dan : ......
Phil : Can I be your slave, baby?
Dan : Sure.
Phil : Ya I'm his slave :)
Unknown : .......
Unknown : (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
