Unknown : Hello, my dear friend, how are you?
Phil : What do you want, asshole?
Unknown : Your sex tape!
Phil : I'll castrate you, you psycho!
Unknown : Ooooh who's the real psycho now?
Unknown : By the way, I never even said I was a guy. How are you going to castrate me?
Phil : Oh, are you a girl?
Unknown : Nope, I'm a guy.
Phil : Then why did you even say that?
Unknown : Because you assumed my gender.
Phil : ....
Phil : Aaahh I'm done fighting with you, let's call a truce.
Unknown : Hmmmmm okay then truce
Phil : Good.
Phil : Now what's your real name, weirdo?
Unknown : It's a secret😎
Phil : REVEAL YOURSELF DEMON
Unknown : I'm Homo sapien😂
Phil : Ew weird name.
Phil : So should I call you Homo or sapien?
Unknown : ...........
Unknown : ...........
Unknown : I guess you could say that Dan fucked you SENSELESS.
A/n: For anyone who doesn't know, Homo sapien is the scientific name (or binomial nomenclature) for human being. So basically unknown joked that he was a human being but Phil thought it was his name.
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