Phil : Hey, baby.
Dan : Yeah?
Phil : Why don't you call me daddy?
Dan : Fuck Off.
Phil : :'(
Phil : :'(
Phil : :'(
Dan : Stop that! I'm busy!
Phil : Call me daddy.
Dan : No.
Phil : Please?
Dan : No.
Phil : Why?
Dan : Because
Dan : it
Dan : is
Dan : kinda
Dan : embarrassing >//<
Phil : Aw baby, are you blushing?
Dan : SHUT UP!
Phil : I know you're blushing ;)
Dan : NO I'M NOT! SHUT UP!
Phil : Aw I Love you, baby.
Dan : ......
Dan : ......
Dan : Love you too.
Dan : Daddy >//<
Phil : .......
Phil : .......
Phil : .......
Phil : Oh shit, I'm hard.
Dan : .......
Dan : Do you want me to suck you off, daddy?
Phil : Baby, no. Don't call me that. I can't do this.
Dan : Do me, daddy.
Phil : SHIT SHIT SHIT
Phil : PLEASE STAHP I CAN'T
Dan : No, don't stop ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Phil : Fuck!
Harry : What the fuck is this shit?! THIS IS A GROUP CHAT! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SEXT SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Dan : .....
Dan : Daddy!
Phil : Yes, baby?
Dan : Fuck me, daddy!
Phil : Of course, baby.
Harry : Dammit! I can't even........Ajdfgsgjfghdfhghx
Louis : They are doing it to piss you off, obviously -_-
Dan : Yes, daddy! Just like that!
Phil : You're doing so good, baby! Yes!
Liam : Um, excuse me. Where am I?
Niall : Yay free porn!
Harry : (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻.
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
