Phil : Mom, I'm gay :(
Mom : Honey, you came out like 10 years ago.
Phil : Mom, I think I'm in love with Dan :(
Mom : He's your future husband, sweet heart, of course you love him.
Phil : MOM WHY AREN'T YOU SURPRISED????
Mom : Oh I don't know, maybe because you're BOYFRIENDS??
Phil : Do you think he loves me back?
Mom : You guys say 'I love you' to each other like every ten seconds. It's a bit annoying honestly 😑
Phil : Do you think people will accept us?
Mom : Phil, everybody and their grandma ships phan.
Phil : Do you think he will reject me?
Mom : You've been together for 8 years now. Phil, what's this even about?
Phil : MOM I'M GAY
Mom : You already said that a hundred times! The first word you uttered when you were born was gay! In fact the doctor took one look at you and said "Mam, your son is gay." Every single person on this earth knows you're gay! Even the aliens know you're gay!
Phil : MOM I'M GAY. MOM I'M SO GAY!
Mom : One normal son! That's all I ever asked for, Jesus Christ!
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Candy Love//Phan
FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
