Phil : Daddy, we broke up.
Dad : I ain't your daddy.
Phil : Um
Dad : Hahahahahaha
Dad : Anyway, who broke up with who?
Phil : WE broke up.
Dad : WE as in you and your dog?
Phil: DAMMIT, DAD! PLEASE BE SERIOUS! WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOG!
Dad : How can I be sirius? Sirius is dead, son.
Phil : Fuck!
Dad : I know, right? I cri evrytiem 😭😭😭😭
Phil : WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD?
Dad : Oh, look Dan's dad just texted me about your break up game.
Dad : Oh, is this what you were trying to tell me? Is this what you kids are into these days?
Phil : DAD, THIS IS NOT A GAME! WE ACTUALLY BROKE UP!
Dad : Okay, son, I have to go. Everyone is betting on how long this break up thing lasts and I have to win it this time!
Phil : .........
Phil : Dad, I'm calling the mental hospital for you.
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FanfictionPhil: MUM I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DAN Mom: He's your future husband sweet heart of course you love him. Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been dating for 8 years now, but they're still so smitten with each other that even the phandom finds it adorabl...
