Miraculous One Shot Compilation

Want to See my Kwami?

A/n - I appologise ahead of time. I don't know what got into me. I usually don't write anything suggestive at all, but this one seemed to amazingly awkward to pass up. I feel I may have been somewhat inspired by Misunderstandings by LadyNoirShipping.

"Um, Adrien, would you like to, um, see my kwami?"

Nino looked over at Alya as though he were seeking an explanation, but she didn't have one. 'Kwami' in context, along with how shy it was making Marinette to talk about it, sounded kind of dirty, but Alya was pretty sure she would hear about any new innuendo before Marinette did.

Adrien blushed, simply because the girl he had recently learned was Ladybug was near, but their friends assumed it was from what Marinette had said. Aparently, he was familiar with the term too. "Are you kidding? I'd love to! Want to see mine too while we're at it?" Marinette nodded, and they left together.

"Should we stop them?!" Nino asked Alya, his expression clearly telling her that he was assuming the same thing she was.

"I don't know if it's any of our business, they seem to be in agreement. But here's what I want to know, what in the world is a kwami if both males and females have one?!"

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A few months later an octagonal wooden box appeared in Alya's room. Inside, she found a foxtail necklace. Assuming some family member or friend had left it there as a gift for her, she tried it on. Immediately, a small, fox-like creature appeared hovering in the air next to her.

"Um, who are you?" Alya asked, taking it far more in stride than her best friend had taken a similar situation.

"I'm Trixx, and now that you're wearing my miraculous, I'm your kwami!"

Alya's mind whirred back to that encounter a few months ago. In a rare burst of embarrassment for herself and Nino as she realised that the exchange between Marinette and Adrien had been completely innocent.

She dialed up Nino intent on explaining the mix-up, but she figured she might as well have a little fun with it first. "Hey, Nino," she said when he answered "Want to see my kwami?"

"WHAT NOW?!" Came his yelled reply.

"Calm down," she laughed. "It's not what we thought, but our friends do still have a lot of explaining to do."