Miraculous One Shot Compilation

Class Prank

A/n - Sequel to Prank Time, story outline suggested by angrypersasssybeth

"Ready?" After a bit of research online, the newly retired superhero duo had found where their homeroom teacher lived. Their successful exploits in the previous days had left them with a heightened taste for pranking, and Miss Bustier was to be their next victim.

Ladybug stationed herself at the front door while Chat circled the abode, looking for an open window. "I'm in position," he told her over the phone.

Ladybug knocked on the door, trying to look as stern as possible. She giggled a bit at how absurd she felt, then steeled her face as she heard footsteps approaching the door.

"Ladybug?"

"May I come in?"

"Um, sure." Miss Bustier stepped back, letting the superheroine into her home. "What do you need?"

"We have you surrounded!" Chat was in the room behind her. "Answer our questions and everything will be fine."

"Uh... okay. I don't think I have anything that can help, but I'll try."

"What do you know about Hawkmoth?"

"I really don't know anything of use. All I know is that he manipulates civilians to attack the city and is trying to steal from you."

"We have reason to believe you know more than you are willing to admit."

Miss Bustier put up her hands.
"Really, I don't!"

"Are you protecting someone?"

She shook her head emphatically. "No!"

"Then our previous source is lying?"

"I don't know - lying, or perhaps mistaken."

"We want to trust you. Will you answer our questions to the best of your ability?"

"To the best of my ability? Yes."

"Okay then, are eyebrows facial hair?"

"I suppose they could be... is that some sort of code I'm supposed to understand?"

"Who was it when they didn't go where they went?"

"... What? That doesn't even..."

Ladybug could see Chat laughing silently. It was making it very difficult for her. She had to keep a straight face while all he had to do was keep silent, but it was hard not to grin - as contagious as laughter is.

Miss Bustier noticed Ladybug glancing over her shoulder and turned, catching Chat chuckling into his claws. "What are you doing? Is this a joke?"

"This is a joke." The two superheroes moved to stand together. "Hawkmoth actually isn't a threat anymore. We're on our way into retirement, but we couldn't resist having a little fun on the way out. There's one more stunt we'd like to pull, but we need your help to do it."

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"Ready?" Adrien felt around behind his back for his girlfriend's hand. When he found it, they locked fingers.

"Yes."

"You dudes are sure you can escape this?" Carapace questioned them. "You could die if the prank goes wrong."

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"All right, class," Miss Bustier announced, "before we move on to our next assignment, the superhero team has a surprise for you! Everyone up to the roof! Quietly now, other classes are in session."