The Daily Journal of an Average Teenaged Girl

Entry# 69: 5-10-14

So, I was originally going to do nothing today right? I literally stayed in bed til 2, and had Chinese food at 6. Well, around 5:40, RJ called me wanting to go to a bonfire, right?? So I'm like, sure! And so he picks me up at 6:30.

The bonfire was at a girl's house. Her name was Cassidy. It was me, RJ, Cassidy, Shannon, and a bunch of middle schoolers. We played a tiny bit of volleyball. RJ and I then went to the gas station and I bought 2 Monsters for myself, and Shannon a Rockstar.

RJ and I had to have been laughing the whole damn time. All of us were talking about a ton of shit, and yeah. At one small point we were talking about dating, right? And I'm just like, "Well the only guy I'm in love with doesn't love me back, so.." And RJ said, "I know who she's talking about!" And i just said, "RJ, I bet over half the band knows!" So Shannon was like, "David" and I was like, "Yup!"

So yeah. Like, everyone knows I love David. Like shit. It ain't no secret. I also told them the 5 girls he would date. Well, 4, because one of them, I know he wouldn't date. I don't even know why he said he'd date her. I dunno. But the thought it would be extremely awkward between 2 of the 4. They said nothing bout the other 2. (Which included me)

But we also started playing mad Libs and it was fucking great. We also somehow touched the topic of sex positions, since Shannon literally just learned what 69 is a few weeks ago. And she's a junior. (IRONY. 69th entry!) but apparently I know more sex positions then all of them, I felt awkward, but fuck, I was energized by 2 energy drinks. I was laughing a ton. Like, shit. We all agree that the basic everyone-knows-that-position is missionary, doggie, and cowgirl. I know like more than 4 more. I feel really weird now. How the hell do I know these things.

RJ, being my ride home, needed to leave at 10:30, so I drank like, a quarter can of monster in like, 5 seconds. Only to spit out a half of that. Cuz I was laughing.

There's so many details I left out, but it's literally 11:50 that I'm typing. Like a white girl, might I add, so I might just, either re-write this in a new entry,nor add details in a part-2 entry or whatever. Tomorrow though. Maybe. I'm still on monster. So, yeah.

KEEP SMILING!!!!

~SHARPIE!!!!