Entry #70: 5-11-14

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Hey, I apologize. But, pffff.

Stereotypical teenage girls right?

X= not me... O=me... ?=not sure

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-Loves Starbucks: ?

-Has an Instagram: X

-Has twitter: O

-Loves pink: X

-Wears short shorts as much as possible: X

-Like to wear flip flops: X

-Loves all sortsa boys: X

-Obsessed with that one boy: OO

-Crushes on, like, 40 boys at once: X

-Spoiled as fuck: O

-Doesn't appreciate parents: X

-New phone every month: X

-Likes One Direction: XX

-Likes Justin Bieber: XXXXXX

-Uses makeup like water: X

-Thinks she's ugly: X

-Thinks she's fat: O

-Hates how she looks: X

-Likes attention: X

-#Everything: X

-"Like, omg!": X

-Hates rap: O

-Hates Eminem too.: X

-Talented at twerking: X

-Drinks at parties: X

-"E-cigarets are cool!": X

-"4-20 bitches! High asf!": X

-"I love my boobs": O

-"OMG his ass is so cute": X

-Likes food: O

-Likes junk food: O

-Hates Veggies: X

-Pretends she's always on some diet: X

-Spends 2 hours getting ready in the morning: X

-Showers in the morning: X

-Doesn't shower at night: X

-Hates big dogs: X

-Loves chiwawas: X

-"Lemme suck on this controller. Lol #Gamergirl": X

-Duckface!!: X

-New boyfriend ever week: X

-Talks trash about her Ex: ?

-Doesn't pay attention in class: X

-texts in EVERY class: X

-Lies to be liked: X

-Chews gum 24/7 unless there's Starbucks: X

-Takes pictures of everything OO

-Messy room: O

-Clean locker: X

-Clean backpack: X

-Messy bathroom: O

-Loves music: O

-Loves popular on-the-radio music: ?

-In fashion: X

-Spends $200 on purses: X

-Selfies everyday: O

-Fake smiles: O

-Cuddles with teddy bears: O

-Likes money: O

-Spends $500 in a week: X

-Doesn't conserves money to herself: X

-Daddy's girl: O

-Hates mom: X

-Everyone knows her: X

-Stupid in math class: X

-Stupid in every class actually: X

-Blondie: X

-#Highlights: X

-Party every Saturday!: X

-#yolo #swag: X

-"My ass is perfect": X

-Under 150lbs: X

-Energy drinks for life: O

-Music every damn day: X

-Swear Bear: OO

-Bites her lip to be sexy: X

-Tries to be sexy: X

-Celebrity Crushes: X

-Into fashion: X

-Hates Blood: X

Additions (Thanks to @wickedrider98 so far)

-Ugg Boots- XXXXX

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-Too fucking LAZY. OOOO

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And that's why today's journal isn't really a journal. I'm just too lazy to write about my day. But apparently not too lazy to make an entry? I'm so weird.

{By the way, I don't think I described the stereotypical teen girl. I think I described the stereotypical preppy ratchet rich teen girl. Oh well. I hate these bitches. XD}

[THIS IS THE ONLY ENTRY WITH EMOTICONS!!!!]

Do you have anything else to add? Comment, and I'll put it in the journal!

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Keep Smiling!! :3

~Sharpie

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