The SQUIP actually sounded like a good thing! Like...this thing was a computer, well a super computer...wait no quantum computer...that's what Rich called it, that helped you be cool! It made you popular, and it could help me get to Christine.
But...the only downside was that it was $600 dollars. I had to give the person who bullied me every day over half a thousand dollars. No way.
But...but I had a voice inside saying I should at least try. So I talked it over with Michael, who believed it was a scam. I mean it sure sounded like one but Rich told me his hook up was at Payless.
So we went to Payless to see if the story checked out. Turns out the SQUIP was only $400...and strangely had to be activated by Mountain Dew.
I tried it and drank said Mountain Dew and the most it did was taste like a Wintergreen Tic Tac. Michael told me he'd be back and he left, he was getting a Crystal Pepsi. The nineties stuff.
As luck has it I seen Christine and immediately made my way over to talk to her and then it activated. Not when I was alone with Michael, no, it decided to activate the moment I talked to the girl of my dreams.
And it freaking hurt. My head felt like it was being stabbed with needles, shocked, and smashed with a hammer all at once...and I honestly could have puked.
Christine left...she'd been with Jake Dillinger of all people so my chances were gone. The SQUIP had appeared in front of me...and it looked like Keanu Reeves.
It had a spill about its form before actually doing something. First it pulled my hands out of my pants pockets which personally makes me uncomfortable since I always walk like that.
Then it proceeded to push my back straight up like board which ironically felt really really gay. And after some...awkward adjusting to having my body being controlled temporarily...it...said things.
Things I don't want to remember. Things that made me hurt and I wanted to forget that they exist but.. but the worst thing is...who it sounded like.
No longer did it look like Keanu Reeves...no...it had changed appearance to look like Michael, and it told me how terrible I was, how ugly I was, how much of a slob I was...how I made it wanna die.
After an argument over a shirt and an awkward encounter with Brooke and Chloe, which I personally did not enjoy, sure Brooke's kinda cute but sexy!? Really? And why would I date Madilyn? Can't believe they fell for those lies.
Apparently Michael left the mall which struck me as weird because Michael never leaves without me but...but the SQUIP had access to the security cameras so there was no way to prove Michael was there right?
Well he was there actually. Right next to me as I left...but...I didn't see him. I couldn't see him. I wasn't allowed to see him. I didn't know this though...
The next morning was weird because it didn't activate until I was fully awake. And it shocked me again, did I mention it did that? Yeah it did that. So it shocked me for masturbating, which hurt if I'm being honest and I am.
Oh it also made me do push ups when I thought about sex...it oughta know I have no upper body shape.
I went through the day with... slight ease, until...until I spoke to Christine...she began rambling about a crush and I honestly thought it was me.
I should've known it wasn't. Who would willingly have a crush on Jeremy Heere? Well somebody did but I didn't know that.
The SQUIP wanted me to take this... UPGRADE thing and I honestly didn't know what it would do. It was supposed to just be that the SQUIP got Christine to like me but...there was a second half.
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BMC Boyf Riends One Shots
FanfictionI am pretty sure the title says it all. Don't expect an update schedule. Contains: -AUs -Suicide -Death -Self harm -Homophobia -Swearing -Angst -Fluff -Feels -Other ships -Crossover with DEH -References. A lotta references -Human Squip -And a whol...