Conor: *comes home late*
Abeke: Oh my god look how drunk you are
Conor: I am not drunk
Rollan: Yes you are
Conor: I'm not fucking drunk
Meilin: Tell the time then
Conor: *turns to clock* I am not fucking drunk
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Abeke: Rollan, you're a genius!
Rollan: Yeah, I get called that a lot.
Meilin: What a genius?
Rollan: No, Rollan.
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Judge: How do you plead?
Worthy: *glances to Jolt*
Jolr: *mouthing* Not Guilty
Worthy: Hot Milky!
Jolt: great beasts just lock him up
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Ovlan: I only drink coffee when I'm stressed
Lenori: *glances worriedly at Ovlan's 20th cup of coffee*
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Worthy: Oh Jeez
King: Why the fuck are you motherfucking swearing under my goddamned roof?
Jolt: *in another room* It's not even YOUR roof!
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Jolt & Worthy: *busts into King's room*
Jolt: *taps King's nose*
Worthy: BOOP THE SNOOT
Jolt & Worthy: *leave while giggling*
King: *complating life* Wha-
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Meilin: Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
Rollan, proudly: That's my wife.
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*afterlife*
Zerif: *points to Rollan* Oh look it's your son.
Tarik: *gesturing to Rollan* Nobody can prove he's my son.
Zerif: Heard in Artica he had your smart mouth
Tarik: he was mostly screaming
Gar: *in distance* sounds like your son
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Rollan: You and Zerif seem to have history, maybe you two just need to bone
Conor: Great beasts
Tarik: What was that?
Conor: Don't say it again
Rollan: I said you two need to bone
Tarik: ..... How Dare You Rollan Summoner Of Essix, I Am Your Teacher!
*5 minutes*
Tarik: BONE?
*10 minutes*
Tarik: What Happened In The Past Is None Of Your Four Concerns.
*15 minutes*
Tarik: BONE!?
*20 minutes*
Tarik: I hope we never have this conversation again, agreed?
Rollan: *opens to speak*
Conor: *covers Rollan's mouth* Agreed! Totally Agreed!
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Conor: *cooking food*
Conor: *also gushing about Shane*
Rollan: Sounds like you were consumed by the gay agenda.
Conor: .....
Conor: Oh Rollan. I was not consumed by the gay agenda.
Conor: *turns around wearing full price flag attire*
Rollan: how the-
Conor: I AM THE GAY AGENDA!
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