Awful knock knock jokes

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Some random knock knock jokes, please don't judge
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Peter: Knock knock
You: Who's there
Peter: India
You: India who?
Peter: What's it gonna take to get India pants?

You: Knock knock
Peter: Who's there?
You: Kanyu
Peter: Kanyu who?
You: KANYUUUU FEEL THE LOOOVE TONIGHT

Peter: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Peter: Needle
You: Needle who?
Peter: Needle a little love from you

You: Knock knock
Peter: Who's there?
You: Pauline
Peter: Pauline who?
You: I think I'm Pauline in love with you

Peter: Knock knock
You: Who's there
Peter: Love
You: Love who?
Peter: Love this dick
Charles: *spits out water from a distant*

You: Knock knock
Peter: Who's there?
You: Daisy
Peter: Daisy who?
You: Daisy me rollin'

Peter: Knock knock
You: Who's there
Peter: Can
You: Can who?
Peter: Can I eat your ass?

You: Knock know
Peter: Who's there?
You: Owl
Peter: Owl who?
You: OOOOWWWLL OF MEEE LOVES OOOOWWWLL OF YOU

Peter: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Peter: Britney Spears
You: Britney Spears who?
Peter: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Peter: Oops, I did it again

You: Knock knock
Peter: Who's there?
You: Broken pencil
Peter: Broken pencil who?
You: Nevermind, it's pointless

Peter: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Peter: Annie
You: Annie who?
Peter: Annie are you okay?

You: Knock knock
Peter: Who's there?
You: Hello
Peter: Hello who?
You: General Kenobi

Peter: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Peter: I love
You: I love who?
Peter: You love me!! WHO ELSE SHOULD YOU LOVE?!

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