Chapter 67 - Imagines 8

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Imagine 1:

You, from your room: 5. 7. 3. 8!
Jean, walking into the room: What are you doing
Peter: We're watching Titanic
Jean: So?
Peter: Y/N keeps yelling diving scores while the boat was sinking
You: That last guy was a solid 8

Imagine 2:

Peter: I just don't know what to say at the funeral
You: Just say 'I'm sorry for your loss' then move on

The funeral

Peter, to the mourner: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on

Imagine 3:

Phone: *rings*
Peter: Guys shut up it's my mom
Peter: *picks up phone*
Peter: Hey mom
Ororo: PETER PULL YOUR PANTS BACK UP!!
Jean: PASS THE WEED PETER!!
Scott: *various sex noises*
You: PETER WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A KNIFE?!

Imagine 4:

Peter: Did you know that they are planning on sailing a second Titanic ship in 2022?
Kurt: What if it hits another ice berg
You: Bold if you to assume that there will be any ice bergs in 2022

Imagine 5:

Peter: Would you shoot your best friend for 10 million
Ororo: Y/N you shoot me in the leg, when it gets better we buy a huge house and a few range rovers
Jean: Shoot my leg too, then we have 20 million
You: Smart thinking. Fuck the system

Imagine 6:

Peter: Turquoise is the best color in the world. It's cyantifically proved
Scott: You freaking didn't
You: I bet you red that online
Peter: Yes and it blue my mind
You: I am purplexed
Scott: *facepalms*
You and Peter: *high five*

Imagine 7:

You: Come on guys. Let's play a game
Everyone: NO!
You: What, why not?
Scott: Because you get very competitive
Peter: I think it's cute but the rest doesn't

Imagine 8:

You: I'm a confident driver
Peter: You nearly ran someone over!!
You: Confidently

Imagine 9:

Peter: *stares up in space*
Scott: What's wrong
Peter: What happens when a kangaroo jumps on a trampoline?
Scott: *stares up in space too*

Imagine 10:

Charles, with a group of new mutants: What do you guys give as advice to the new mutants?
Kurt: Talk about your feelings
Scott: Stay active
Hank: Think before speaking
Jean:Protect your friends
Ororo: Make fun of someone you don't like
Peter, pointing at Scott: Throw Scott in a lake
You: Lie down in the dirt and let the earth slowly reclaim you

Imagine 11:

You: I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4000 degrees for one minute
Hank: Y/N that's not how you make cookies
You: FLOOR IT?
Hank: Y/N NO
You: How about 4000000 degrees in one second?
Hank: Y/N NO YOU'LL BURN DOWN THE HOUSE!!
You: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!!
Hank: Y/N!!

Imagine 12:

Peter: Good job Scott
Scott: You're giving me a sticker
Peter: Not just a sticker. It says 'Me-wow'
Scott: I'm not a kindergartner
Peter: Fine then I'll take it back
Scott: No it's mine, back off!

Imagine 13:

Peter: So I have a thought
Scott: What?
Peter: If you work at Samsung, does that make you a guardian of the galaxies?
Scott: Oh.My.God
Peter and Scott: *contemplates life in a corner*

Imagine 14:

Ororo: So who is the scariest in the mansion
Peter: Y/N
Ororo: Are you kidding me? Hank can literally turn into a beast
Peter: Have you ever seen the look in Y/N's eyes in a Nerf fight?
Ororo: Fair enough

Imagine 15:

Peter: Music is just wiggling air
Scott: Don't do this to me
Peter: And color is just wiggling light
You: So artists and musicians are just masters of the wiggle?
Peter: That's their best quality, their wiggles

Imagine 16:

Peter: In loving memory of Y/N
Ororo: *puts flower on grave*
The mutants: *collective gasp*
Peter: She isn't dead, we just love remembering her
You, walking towards Peter: Sup Bitches

Imagine 17:

Charles: Kids are more depressed these days, I wonder why
You: You destroyed the economy for us, earth is literally dying, we are going to work until we die and on top of that, the Nazis are back
Charles: It's those damn iPhones

Imagine 18:

Peter: My wife Y/N just died
Jean: W-what?
You, storming into the room: Stop telling everyone I'm dead
Peter: *sighs*
Peter: Sometimes I can still hear her voice

Imagine 19:

You: Dad, I have to tell you something
Charles: What is it?
You: I've maybe crashed your car and killed someone accidentally
Charles: YOU KILLED SOMEONE?!
You: I said maybe

Imagine 20:

Peter: If I punch myself, and it hurts, am I strong or weak
Ororo: Strong
Scott: Weak
You: Stupid

Imagine 21:

You: Does Kurt think in German or English
Peter: Bold If you to assume Kurt thinks

Imagine 22:

Scott: Peter, can you turn our music some softer? I'm trying to think
Peter: Don't worry, trying anything for the first time is hard

Imagine 23:

You: Alright so what do we do when one of us dies?
Peter: We track the corpse and make it show its middle finger so everyone knows that we gave zero fucks
You: Exactly

Imagine 24:

Peter: Are you okay Y/N?
You: Yeah, why?
Peter: I saw you drinking four cups of coffee without stopping to breathe
You: .......
You: Scott told me that drinks get warm but food gets cold
You: I'm overthinking my life

Imagine 25:

Peter: Y/N!!
Peter: Y/N wake up!!
Peter: it's important!!
You, in a sleepy voice: What?
Peter: I love you
You: ......
You: Go to sleep Peter

Part 68 coming soon <3

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