Yes another one. I don't know what to write and I love writing these, hope you do too!
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Imagine 1 (I got this idea from DepressedTwinkie ):
Peter: Hey Y/N, wanna know a joke about my dick. Oh wait, maybe it's too long
You: Hey Peter, you wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you won't get it
Imagine 2:
In a clothing store
Ororo: *walks of the clothing room
You: Hola Chica, you look dressed to kill
Ororo: Wait real-
You: -somebody if they look at you, what are you wearing?
Imagine 3:
Scott: So Peter, what are your hobbies actually?
Peter: Describe hobbies?
Scott: Things you like to do in your free time
Peter: Y/N
Scott: ....why am I not even surprised
Imagine 4:
Charles: And that's why Hitler was a horrible person
Jean: But what did he do good for Germany
Charles: He helped them claim back their lost la-
You: Bitch is dead
Charles: ....
Jean: .....
You: Get over it
Imagine 5:
Scott: Listen buddy, you gotta expect the unexpected
Peter: *slaps Scott
Peter: You should've expected that
Imagine 6:
You: What if people had food names and food had human names?
You, to Ororo: Hey Tuna, time for dinner
Ororo: What are we having?
You: Scott
Scott: Why do I even hang out with you guys?
You: Shut up potato
Imagine 7:
Charles: So what do you guys think is the most appropriate solution to overpopulation?
Scott: Condoms
Jean: Education
Kurt: Laws that require every orphaned homeless child to be adopted so that everyone can have their own kids without producing more babies
Peter: We could fly people to mars
You: You know what would be a good idea? The Hunger games
Charles: Y/N nO
Imagine 8:
Peter: I wrote a poem
You: Great
Peter: You wanna hear it?
You: Not really-
Peter: Roses are red, violets are blue. Blood is red, and I'm pretty, sure Mercury is too
You: Can I give some advise?
Peter: Yeah sure
You: It sucks
Imagine 9:
Peter: Hey, I'm home from the store again......
You, on top of the fridge, knife in your hand: I saw another spider. Nowhere is safe. We'll move to Nova Scotia. I'm burning down the house
Imagine 10:
Kurt: Oh my gosh darn diddly golly shucks potato shack-
Peter: Who let Kurt near Y/N again?
Imagine 11:
Scott: I'M DA BEST!!
Peter: I'M DA STRONGEST!!
Scott: I'M THE COOLEST!!
Peter: YOU WISH!!
Scott and Peter: Y/N WHO'S THE BEST?!
You: *runs over to Charles
Charles: What's up with you?
You: Peter and Scott are including me in their rants again
Charles: I see
You: Will they ever stop this dad?
Charles: Well-
Erik and Raven, from another room: CHARLES!!!
Charles: No daughter, there is no escape. Just pain
Imagine 12:
You: You need to remember to love yourself
Peter: Don't you hate yourself?
You: Yes but that's not the point
Imagine 13:
You: I want a 40 pack of nuggets
Peter: That's too much. Last time you ate that much, you got sick
You: Okay, Fine, we can split them
Peter: It's good to see that you're finally making smart decisi-
You: I get 39 and you get one
Imagine 14:
Hank: Where do you guys mostly joke about?
Kurt: Appropriate jokes
Ororo: Movies and tv-shows
Scott: Stuff I see on internet
Jean: Famous people
Peter: "That's what she said"
You: Serious matters should never be joked about and are part of the reasons I'm going to hell
Imagine 15:
Peter: But what if I get kidnapped?
You: Believe me, they'll bring you back
Imagine 16:
Peter: Y/N wake up. The sun is up
You, in a sleepy voice: And what am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?
Imagine 17:
You, shouting from upstairs: PETER WHERE ARE MY FUCKING CHEERIOS?!
Peter, shouting back: Y/N!! THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!!
You: Sorry....
Peter, to the children: I apologize for h-
You: MAY I ASK THE WHEREABOUTS OF MY FUCKING CHEERIOS?!
Imagine 18:
Peter: I had a nightmare I was eaten by gummy bears
You: Really?
Peter: Yeah. I was scared, but I ate gummy bears today so I got my revenge
You: I'm so proud of you
Imagine 19:
Peter: I'm a hundred times hotter than you
Scott: Hundred times zero is still zero
Imagine 20:
You: Before we go, shouldn't we have a little pep talk?
Jean: Yeah sure, go ahead
You: Be careful, don't die
Jean: Great. We're all bloody inspired
Imagine 21:
You: Hey Peter??
Peter: Yeah
You: Do you know the joke about no and me neither?
Peter: No
You: Me neither
Peter: ....
You: You don't get it?
Peter: No
You: Me neither
Imagine 22:
Peter: What the fuck?
You, covering Kurt's ears: Language Peter!
Peter: Whomst the actual sexual intercourse
You: What.
Imagine 23:
Scott: If I fall-
Jean: I'll catch you
Erik: If I fall-
Raven: I'll fall with you
Peter: If I fall-
You: I'll be the one that pushed you
Imagine 24:
You: Does age really matter?
Peter: It depends. Why are you asking?
You: I wanna know if I'm too old to eat the kids dessert
Imagine 25:
Peter: On a scale from 'Damn Daniel' to 'Fr e she Ava ca do' how are you feeling?
You: I'm in between an 'it's an avacado thanks' and 'how did you defeat captain America' but as a solid answer I would say 'you don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger'. How about you Peter?
Peter: Probably 'roadwork ahead'
Charles: I speak a lot of languages but this isn't one of them
Part 47 coming soon <3
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