These are things I/my friends have said.
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Grian: You... Rock....
Doc: thank you?
Grian: but rocks are boring. So you rock would be an insult.
Doc: -_- you're over thinking it.
Grian: No I'm not. You rock is an insult!
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Iskall: Hey Grian! I can turn the word 'Grian' into you!
*starts doodling*
Grian: that's ugly
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Cleo: *gets a happy meal with a toy*
Cleo: *pulls out toy* I got an ugly doll
Cleo: that's me *points to the word ugly* :')
Every other hermit: cLe0 nO
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Grian: *folds an origami heart with "U R DUMB" on the front and hands it to Mumbo*
Mumbo: I NEED TO PAPERCLIP THIS INTO MY CHEST SO EVERYONE KNOWS I'M DUMB
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Iskall: *falls off of the chair and pretends no one saw*
The other architects: pfffffft
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A battle that happened between my friends:
Wels: yee yee you're ugly
Python: yee yee I have white shoes
Wels: yee yee I have better shoes
Python: yee yee you're dumb
Wels: yee yee you're stupid
Python: yee yee uno reverse card
Wels: yee yee no u
Python: yee yee add four
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Wels: I'm not guilty! I never read any lemons!
Biffa: judge she's not guilty!
Grian: *stares*
Wels: *leaves the room*
Python: Since they left, do I win by default? She was not guilty.
Wels: Aren't you supposed to be the defendant?
Python: yes?
Wels: Aren't you trying to prove I AM guilty?
Python: what? I was trying to prove your innocence!
Wels: I press charges against her! For lying on my behalf!
Grian: *grins* THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNED
Python: petition to solve ALL drama with a court case?
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Last one:
Grian: *writes in a piece of paper that says "U R DUMB" and shoves it into a box*
Grian: here, take this. *gives Stress the box*
Stress: pulls out the piece of paper*
Grian: *starts laughing uncontrollably*
Stress: *laughs*
A LITTLE WHILE LATER
Grian: so this is how you make this art craft.
Hermits: start working.
Grian: *laughs for no apparent reason*
Doc: are you okay?
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Yayayayayayayayyayayay
I'm sorry if I portrayed some hermits incorrectly ;-;
Guess which person I am?
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