unetristesse
Demon Jeon Jungkook gets smitten with angel Kim Taehyung once after he sees said angel brushing his teeth with bed hair. His friends mock him a little.
~
Jungkook sighs, and then glares, and then rolls his eyes. He feels like he's been doing this his whole life now. But it wasn't his fault; the people he calls his friends are really annoying, dumb and stubborn. They were the worst on earth and to this day he still wonders why they're even friends to begin with. Who led them to this disaster ?
It has to be somewhere far away in the past, he doesn't remember but he wishes he never once was a baby so that he would never met Hoseok (because it's because of him if he had these friends).
Hoseok is currently laughing like a maniac, for something that isn't even funny.
"It is funny !" He says, short of breath, his whole face red. He is a disgusting demon. Of course he doesn't deserve heaven, look at him.
"No it's not," and Jungkook is NOT whining.
Jimin pipes in, looking like an angel but they all knew he's really just a demon; if the horns on his head weren't indicators enough.
"I hate to say this, but Hoseok here is kinda right. It is funny. Hilarious even."
"Hey !" Says Hoseok, offended. "What the fuck, man ? I thought you were my bro."
"I'm your boyfriend actually but that's not important anymore."
Jungkook wants to bang his head against the wall besides him. Hoseok and Jimin are already annoying enough on their own, but then they had to fall in love and become a couple, and now they're even more annoying. (Jungkook wonders how they make it work in the bedroom, though, but that's a subject for another time.)
They are bickering right now, and Jungkook is glad they forgot about the subject at hand but then, Jin, angel Jin, comes in, in the arms of his boyfriend Namjoon, "Hey Jungkook remember when you fell in love with that angel because you saw him brushing his teeth with his hair in the air ? That shit was hilarious, dude."
This brings Jimin and Hoseok back to the conversation from where they were aggressively kissing, both laying on their sides because none of them wanted to be in the bottom (this is funny, why don't they laugh about this instead ?), and they both pop up their heads looking like they just got out of a fight, both pointing accusatory fingers to Jungkook, who held both his hands in surrender. "See !" Jimin almost yells, "It is funny !" And then, Hoseok completes because they are scary like that, "Everyone thinks so."
The only one who doesn't say anything is Namjoon who is busy looking fondly at Jin who was paying 0 attention to him. Why don't they mock Namjoon instead ?
Jungkook sighs once again. "Y all are annoying, you know that ?" He says, but it's weak. "I didn't fall in love with him, I just, found him cute, okay ? That's it." Jungkook cringes at how unconvincing he sounds to his own ears.
"Aw, baby Kookie found the love of his life. That's so cute. Wait, who is he ?"
"If you think I'm gonna tell you, then Hell is freezing." Namjoon is the only one who knows, and it's perfect the way it is.
Jimin pouts, and Hoseok kisses his pout. Jungkook cringes at that.
"You guys are disgusting you know that, right ? Can't you go one minute without kissing each other ?" Jungkook says, trying to get the attention off of him.
"Aww..." Jimin says again once he stopped pecking Hoseok's lips. "You're just jealous because you can't do this with your boo and because you're lonely and will end up alone."
