Brucetta: WHAT THE FUC-
Stevia: Language!
Brucetta: why is my body so curvy?!?!
Peter:??
Tony: pfft..... wtf Bruce?
Brucetta: I HAVE A VAGINA!!
Natasha: What the heck is going on with you?
Brucetta: I
Brucetta: HAVE
Brucetta: A
Brucetta: VAG-
Tony: OK OK. THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THE CHAT!
Peter: I'm not a child!
Tony: Yes, u are.
Peter: no I'm not.
Natasha: Ok Peter we get it. But there is also other children not just you.
Natasha * cough cough Clint*
Clint: WOULD U GUYS SHUT UP!
Natasha: told you
Clint: I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY NAP WITH MY FAVOURITE STUFFED ANIMAL.
Tony: yeah I see what u mean
Clint: see what?
Brucetta: ......
Tony: hey Bruce what's with the name change?
Brucetta: Hmm? WAIT WHAT THE I DID NOT DO THAT
Peter: weird
Brucetta: GUYS IM A FUCKING GIRL!
Tony: Bruce what are you on about?
Tony: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD BRUCE WHAT THE-
Tony: WHY DO YOU HAVE BOOBS AND A VAGINA?!?!
Brucetta: I DONT KNOW TONY!
Brucetta: AHHHHHH
Tony: AHHHHH
Tony: also, go out some clothes on I don't need you walking around the house like that, there still children here.
Peter: IM NOT A CHILD!!
Tony: yes you are, not of discussion topic right now though.
Nat: Did you just see Bruce naked?
Tony: Meh, not the first time. Man those drunk science lab days.
Tony: Anyway, but he has a women's body and long hair.
Nat: 😱 I CALL BRAIDING IT!!!
Wanda: :/
Nat: ok you can help me. Only because I love you
Wanda: :)
Peter: ME TOO!
Nat: yes you too Peter.
Brucetta: SOMEONE HELP ME.
Tony: sorry but I guess your stuck like that until we find a cure.
Brucetta: WELL SOMEONE FIND A FU-
Stevia: LANGUAGE
Brucetta: -ING CURE!!!
Tony: ok I'll go work on it Bruce.
Tony: also go put some clothes on.
* Tony has left the chat*
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