Protocals

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Tony was flying around looking for something to help the Avengers that were fighting off some bad guys. Tony's thrusters stopped working . " Friday, alert the team my thrusters stopped working and I can't fly" tony said.
Friday: Activating ' I have fallen and I can't get up' protocol.
" PARKER!!"

" Friday zoom in on that building over there"

Friday: Activating old man bifocals protocol"

" the fuck you say to me?"

" Friday activate auto pilot"

Friday: Activating Jesus take over the wheel protocol

" really??"

" Friday open theses files"

Friday: Activating fresh avocado protocol

" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!?! PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!"

Hey guys! Author here! I got this idea from a meme I found online and I do not own the meme. Sorry it was short. See you guys in the next one byeee!

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