Boyfriend?

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One Day

"We just have one more question for you, Mr. Jian. Do you have a boyfriend?"

Jian Yi nodded his head rapidly. "Of course I do. It's my Xixi!"

Zhan Zheng Xi, sat at home playing a game, suddenly sneezed then shivered, feeling as though someone was talking about him.

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"We just have one more question for you, Mr. Zhan. Do you have a boyfriend?"

Zheng Xi blushed. "No, of course not. Please don't ask again, it's embarrassing."

Jian Yi's sobs filled the room and Zheng Xi rushed over to comfort him. He patted him on the head and held out his hand. "Come, I'll take you to get some food."

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"We just have one more question for you, Mr. Mo. Do you have a boyfriend?"

Mo Guan Shan's face burst into flames. "No I fucking do not! I'm not gay."

Suddenly, He Tian burst into the room with sunglasses, wearing a top that said 'I'm The Sole Property Of Don't Close Mountain.' "Lie no more, my dear sweet Momo, I'm here to take you home."

"Take that fucking shirt off, Chicken Dick. Pay me."

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"We just have one more question for you, Mr. He. Do you have a boyfriend?"

"No boyfriend for me. However, Little Momo is my wife."

Guan Shan burst into the room wearing an apron and wielding a kitchen knife. "Talk shit again and it'll be the last time you say anything."

He Tian winked at him. "Love you, honey."

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"We just have one more question for you, Mr. She. Do you have a boyfriend?"

She Li narrowed his eyes into ones of amusement. "No. Why, are you offering?"

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