Mastermind

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We open to Andrelphus' ice palace, where within, an imp butler pours him a cup of tea. The peafowl in question picks up the tea and sips it.

Andrealphus: ....Needs ice. *to off-screen* You seem in good spirit today.

The imp butler serves Stella another cup of tea as Stella looks at her make-up compact.

Stella: Oh yes! Stolas has his heart shat on by that little imp cretin he was seeing! *giggles*

Andrealphus: Oh?

Stella: Yes, I believe he finally learnt that that filthy little beast was only using him to gain access to his grimoire.

Andrealphus: Oh, how delightful...

Stella: Fucking moron!

Andrealphus takes a sip of his tea... only for what Stella had just said to process in his head as he ends up giving a spit-take at the imp butler, who suddenly is trapped in a block of ice.

Andrealphus: *coughs* Gain- Gain access to *coughs* to his WHAT?!

Stella: His grimoire. You know, that fancy book thing he's got.

Andrealphus: D-D- I know what that is- No, wait, wait, wait, wait!.... Stolas was letting an IMP use his Goetia-given grimoire and he did this WHEN?!

Stella: ...Intervienously in the past 5 years

Andrealphus: *incredulously* 5 YEARS!!!!.... He's been doing this for 5YEARS and you didn't tell me?!

Stella: Why do you care?

Andrealphus: Because! We have been trying to figure out a means to usurp your horny ex-husband's power!

The room slowly becomes encased in ice as Andrealphus becomes more and more angry, leaning onto the table as his tail feathers begin spreading.

Andrealphus: And this whole time, you knew about an incredibly illegal thing he had been doing and you didn't think it might be a good idea to LET ME KNOW?!

Stella: WELL, DON'T YELL AT ME!... *sips* Now you fucking know.

Andrealphus: You... are... so lucky you are hot, Stella.

Andrealphus gets off the table and walks away. As Stella watches her brother walk away, she continues drinking while the imp butler is still frozen, slowly sliding on the now ice frozen floor.

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The scene cuts to the I.M.P Headquarters where, in the Blitz's office, he is interviewing four demons. He was squeezing stress toy that resembles Moxxie before facing the demons.

Blitz: So the four of you aaare... Remind me again?

The scene cuts to show the four interns interviewing Blitz; a female resembling Blitz with a heart-shaped choker and buck teeth with visible braces, a short male with a blue sweater and hair that covers his eyes, a succubus with dull pink skin and long hair with an eyebrow piercing, and a male wearing a white shirt and black tie who gives Blitz a poorly made resume.

The scene cuts to show the four interns interviewing Blitz; a female resembling Blitz with a heart-shaped choker and buck teeth with visible braces, a short male with a blue sweater and hair that covers his eyes, a succubus with dull pink skin and...

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