— written Sunday May 2nd —
We had a stand up comedian come over to our school on Thursday and I need to tell you guys about it XD (He wasn't there for stand up comedy, he was just telling us his life story since he's been through some shit but it was still funny)
First, he was telling us a story of when he had first started school someplace at 13 and he passed a gang of 15 year olds
Long story short, he had angered the bullies because of his funny comebacks and the main bully was getting really mad and said "you, me, the changing room after school"
And he literally replied with "I bet you say that to all the boys"
I was dying XD In the end the bullies never showed up to the changing room because they figured that if a small 13 year old could talk like that to a bunch of bigger 15 year olds, he must be crazy lol
But the thing I really wanted to talk about is another story he told! XD He was gonna visit a friend and his girlfriend, and when he came inside, the two of them were on the floor laughing and there was blood all over the floor
Apparently the friend had decided to pierce his ear in the middle of the night and the girlfriend was gonna help
So he put his ear up against some wooden surface and the girlfriend pierced his ear with such force that the needle got stuck in the wooden surface
So this huge grown ass man was leaned over with his face stuck to the wooden surface, looks up at the girlfriend and utters a scared little "help"
I laughed so hard and so suddenly that the guy explaining the story literally pointed at me and said "that's what she did!" XD Apparently he was stuck there for so long because the girlfriend couldn't stop laughing lol
—
Later that day, T and I decided to buy some chocolate milk in the middle of class to help us get through our paper lol
We went down to the cafeteria and we both just stopped up at the same time
All the way in the corner was all the guys in our class
A little to their side was she-who-must-not-be-named and her minion
And then to our other side was she-who-must-not-be-named's ex
I was at a loss of words, and it was like hearing my own thoughts come out of someone else's mouth, because T said "there's so much ew in one place"
I laughed so hard XD we both stopped up in the middle of the cafeteria and I didn't know how to express how I felt, and then my own thoughts poured out of T's mouth lmao
—
I was kinda scared when I was walking out of school on Thursday lmao
The moment I walked out I heard intense banging on a window, and there was no one else around so I knew it was meant for me
I turned around and saw all my friends from the other class huddled around a window on the second floor, all waving at me vigorously XD
And then I took 3 more steps and I heard it again, turned around, and they were all waving at me again XD
I really hope no one else was looking from any other windows, I was all alone and stopped up twice to wave behind me, I would've looked crazy 😂
Anywho, we had a Spanish midterm on Friday :'> We were allowed to stay until 1 p.m. but we had to stay until at least 11 a.m.
I was done at 9:17
But unlike every other time I finish tests and stuff super early (which is every time), it did not mean that my brain worked super fast and wrote a lot in a little amount of time
